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Show THE RICH COUSTY REAPER RANDOLPH.. UTAH DERHAPS it is just as well that one Annie Oakley was unused at the If Max fight Schmeling had taken advantage of the same free opportunities afforded Hoover and numerous other Broadway celebrities, he might have departed with ideas which eventually would have wrecked the peace of mind of thousands who already have invested upon Joe Louis next triumph. By this, I mean that Tony Canzo-nerupsetting victory over 'Jimmy McLarnin provides a ring lesson which should be carefully studied by any fightCanzoneri-McLarni- n is New York Post. WNTJ Service. Cochrane Is Certain Tigers Will Regain Vigor Come July 4 ipVEN though he could not believe his ears, the reporter felt that he had something for which to be thankful. He rendered thanks for not having to believe such an oversized set of lugs as those which waved in front of him, and returned resolutely to' his task. Dont, he coaxed the gentleman,, you mean Christmas? You know thats the day when Santa Claus comes along. Maybe he could unload you a few such as a third who could hit or an outfielder who could field. From what Ive seen of this outfit of yours, you certainly could use something like that, and the quicker you get it the better. The gentleman did not twitch an ear knick-knack- s base-ma- n at such blasphemy. He had been balancing his weight oh his left foot, so as to provide some solace for a bruised right instep. Now, while he repeated the words which had caused all the trouble, he shifted back to the right dog again. The reporter noted this effort to ease the ache of a left-le- g Charley-horse. Maybe we can settle on Labor day, then, he offered to compromise. Your gams already are approaching that state of decrepitude which comes from extremely old baseball age. So are those of some of your more estimable and hired men. Think of what is going to happen when the ground realSure, ly gets hard. high-price- d that September holi-Micke- day is the one you mean. Then youll have only another Cochrane month to go, and There was a wistful look In the eye of the gentleman who now was fondling three big black bats. The reporter understood that, too. So youre just a "Hnnh, he said. great big boy, are you? All you want is the noise and the excitement. Well, all Ive got to say is that the way that big Rowe blew up in the first frame today and the way that Lawson fizzled like a Roman candle and the way some of those other birds have been blasted lately, you should already be having all the fireworks you want. Why Nevertheless, said the gentleman. Fourth of July is the day and (he waved a bat invitingly) if you would like to debate the subject any longer, there is But there are some ideas the reporter could get even if it was only one of the Dodgers up there swinging. He hereby passes along the word that July 4 Is the day on which the Tigers will resume their pennant progress. Also he desists frojn the writing of Sanskrit Jo inform the world that this Information comes direct from the lips of Mickey Cochrane. , Simmons Potential Power Is Reason for Prediction Incidentally, the full facts of the case indicate that the petroit leader has some very good reasons for setting this belated date for the return to form of the team that had been expected to romp through the American league race. By that time Schoolboy Rowe may be pitching in the manner to which he once was accustomed. Tommy ..Bridges may haVe overcome the tough luck which is besetting him. Hank Greenberg may be avenging his broken bones by breaking down enemy fences and there may be other success angles far more important than the fact that the 1935 and 1936 winners did not do their best until One of these angles Could concern A1 Simmons. Until the Tigers tackled the Athletics recently, A1 was going along Then, because the In fair fashion. fans who once cheered him so heartily now booed him with equal vigor, he tightened up while striving to obtalin hits. The result was that the big fellow, who should be driving In 100 runs a season and making np for the absence pf Greenberg, continually left runners stranded on base in time of . . mid-seaso- need. ing man who finds himself facing long odds. Admitting that the raw courage of the gamecock who won seven out of ten rounds is a rare item in the human makeup, the fact remains that Tony won because he outsmarted the sturdier opponent even more than he outslugged him. Aside from any lesson Schmeling may have missed by not being there, another idea might be gleaned out of the evening which brought so many bright memories. It is that if the officials will rematch the two they need have no worry about what to do with their d Garden upon any summer evening they care to name. Cincinnati hand books got taken for plenty when Bold Venture won the Kentucky rodeo. The tip was red hot in that town . . . Bill Terry ordinarily is a straightaway hitter, but when he has two strikes on him he chokes his bat and pokes at the ball. That is why he so often confounds the left fielders by dropping short hits into their territory . . . jimmy Dykes uses zippers instead of buttons on his baseball uniform . . . Although he is only twenty-siyears old and probably better than ever, Barney Ross blue-blachair is now flecked with gray . . . Carl Hubbard, the veteran pro footballer who became an American league umpire this year, has a funny stiff arm motion while indicating balls and strikes. But players say he is one of the most competent arbiters to come along in recent years. x k One Can Go Ahead A Square Deal It is fortunate that a man can go ahead without stopping to convince play and the square deal We are modern watch-wordall like the sound of them, and we are glad they have come to be common in the nations vocabu- I? AIR everybody. s. and the nations thought. Now the next thing is to trans late them into the little everyday acts of private individuals. They are just as good for our relations with our employees as for our relations with nations; they are no more necessary for the dealings with great trusts than for dealings with little distrusts by which we fail to give our neighbor his rightful dues. lary Xhvcle Jury trials are never quite safe, so long as there are so many people who want to quit and go home. Business of life is getting Into trouble ; the joy of life is getting out of it. If a man is witty he expects the fact to be acknowledged; and if he is handsome he expects the same thing. It is good for posterity to help pay the war debts. It will teach posterity to be careful about plunging into war. Nearly every man has another side to him. So there is that much to be said in his favor. THE filul THE CHEERFUL CHERUB TKe slvoe. just They 5tore men humble. me. hive. decided view I Feel epoloetic. when feet wont fit, iy their .shoes. (VTCN1 WNU Service. I RfEWIHIflDttJSE EHKDTEIL Cultivate Quietness , Quiet contemplation is something that needs cultivation among sane minds; a demand for constant excitement characterizes a nervous wreck. The simp paints the town red; the misanthrope paints it blue; the knocker paints.it black; the promoter paints in the color of gold. To put reason into boys heads, you have first got to train them to understand it. Wear a Sunny Manner G Mrs. J. H. 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One of the most excited persons in tne Churchill Downs clubhouse was a blonde whose friend had given her a C note to bet for him on Brevity. She slapped $10 on Bold Ventures nose and held out the other 90 smackers . . . The Giants call AdolJoe Alverez, fo Luque Charley who tangled with Champion Dick Shikat In the law courts, is the best wrestling teacher in the trust. The boys about the barns have a new explanation of what happened to Granville in the Kentucky Derby. Several days before the race the son of Gallant Fox posed for an advertising picture. The ad then appeared on the How could you back of the program. expect a boss that was put in such a Pur HANOI CLASS FOR A MOMENT HE Big League Sun Glasses Cost Sixteen Buckaroos PERHAPS YOU CAN GET FINGERPRINTS! AN PURVis,younglawyer who became Americas ace . . . who directed the capture of Dillinger, "Pretty Boy Floyd, "Baby Face Nelson, and others. Mr. Purvis reveals here methods used in capturing criminals. 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