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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER. RANDOLPH, UTAH THE RICH COUNTY REAPER Entered as second-clas- s matter Feb. 8. 1929. at the pst office Randoloh, Utah, under the Act of Mar. 3, 1879. Wm. E. Marshall,1 Editor and Prop, SUBSCRIPTION SI .50 Per Year in Advance Howe About: Syndicate. con-- servative man who had Just made automobile trip to Florida. He says that at one place a new perfect road was encountered, 74 miles long. In traveling the entire distance, not a half dozen other automobiles were encountered. Probably the bonds Issued to build the road are in default The cautious, conservative man sat beside the driver, and says that except at turns, the entire distance was made at the rate of a mile a minute; that finally this speed seemed a little slow. They had picked out a certain town to reach by nightfall, and since there was nothing to hold them, why not get along? The conservative, cautious, gradually grow in recklessness. . . . On the trip a call was made on a man In Georgia who lives in a palace of pink mnrble costing a million dollars. He owns nearly all of a county, a town, and a marble quarry. . . . Such a man would seem lucky. This man wasnt; three days later he was hurried to a hospital, for a dangerous operation. The lucky man was sevenAt anty-nine years old. other place a call was made on a man twenty-fivyears old who had three thousand turkeys gobbling about his . F.or several days the . farm. conservative, cautious man did not see a newspaper, or bear a radio, and almost no conversation. The country through which he passed was so fine, and the people so polite, he almost had hope for his country again. No starvation, no rioting anywhere; but on reaching the end of his journey, the newspapers were again available; and again the conservative, rautious man was greatly disturbed, fearful of the future, almost without hope. an IN MUSIC, TOO ON THE SQUARE lie was a stout man, with large broad feet, and although several pairs of boots were shown to him he refused them. I must have square toes, he explained to the assistant. The young man sighed wearily. But square toes are not stocked now, sir," he explained. Pointed toes are absolutely fashionable this season. The stout man gave him an angry stare. That may be so, he replied, but I happen to be wearing last seasons feet. NEXT CASE A pianist of exceptional ability was visiting an Indiana city and was asked to play for the pupils of a junior high school. The children were thoroughly appreciative and spent some time after the Concert in discussing the art and the selections that had been played. Miss S puts so much expres sion in her music, said one. Yes, she certainly puts the right expression In," said another, but the thing that interested me most was her wonderful technocracy, Indianapolis News. Diagnosis Now Simplified Why is Meyer, the doctor, so popular? In his waiting room he has three settees one for North sea, one for Switzerland and the other for the Riviera. Patients just take the seat they prefer and he does not have to bother with symptoms. Vienna Muskete. ... e . Heres a Laugh The pretty girl sat in the corner of the compartment next to her young The man, her niece on her knee. train dashed into a tunnel, and suddenly the other passengers heard the Kiss me, too. little girl exclaim: Auntie Violet Mavis, said Aunt Violet, quickly, you should say Kiss me twice. Kiss me two is not good grammar. ! 4k ALL IN ORDER Is he versed in the law? Well, I dont know. Hes reversed pretty frequently. Sounds Phoney of tourists were being shown over the cathedral by a guide. Behind the altar, he told them, lies Richard the Second. In the churchyard outside lies Mary Queen of Scots, also Henry the Eighth. And who, he demanded, halting above an unmarked flagstone, who do you think A party Is ere? answered a nearby tourist, I dont know for sure, but I have my Well, suspicions. Tit-Bit- s , Magazine. Somebody Else to Blame He consulted the famous specialist, who said he would be a dead man in six weeks. Three years later he met the even more famous specialist. I am the man who was to be dead In three weeks six at the most; that was three years ago. For me and for medical science you are dead. The fact that you are not reflects no credit on those who treated you wrongly. Presence Doubted "At least you say present when the roll is called. I am not certain I can conscientiously go even that far, answered Senator Sorghum. When a member of the congress has remained silent as long as I have, he begins to suspect himself of being only an optical Illusion. They Didnt Englishman was visiting this country for the first time, pnd as he was driving along the highway, he saw a large sign: Drive slow. This means you The Englishman stopped in surprise, and exclaimed: My word! ow did they know I was ere? An ! Yes. Ive allers tried to put forth my best efforts. Hows dat. I put my eatin first, sleepin second, smoking third, en my best efforts fourth. Barrister have you ? Man Roll Call How many Lets see children Tom, Bill, Nelly, Harry at the Back of the Court Dont forget me, father. Bexhill. Small Boy Guide. Safe First Snake (at the zoo) Here comes a woman. Second Snake Im glad Im not in her shoes I The New Bathing Suit Trim Old Lady (viewing the bathers) I think they might just as well go around naked as have nothing on. Boston Transcript One of the troubles with civilization is It doesnt have enough private watchmen to aid the police. I have noticed that most of the more Important business men employ private watchmen at night, and these watchmen carry pistols. We have adopted all necessary laws to help civilization, thus recognizing the truth that such laws are just and sensible, and for the greatest good of the greatest number. But worthy citizens, good enough, and in the majority, are too careless in seeing that the laws are en forced.. Every good citizen should daily he a private watchman, and asIn the sist in correcting the minority. If necpssary to establish their authority and the law of God. the good citizens should form vigilance committees, and he rough on occasion. I go so far as to believe the younger men should form militia companies, and. without expense to the state or anyone, become a force for the common sense morality that has lately-beebreaking down. The first thing we must do in the present crisis. If we hope for betterment, is for the majority to control the comparative few who violate the law as vagrants, disturbers, patrons, tramps, radicals, and In general attacks on the civilized A great fight has rule9 of conduct. been going on over the world for a long time, and with growing Intensity during the past decade. Friends of decency should realize that the proletarians have achieved the victory and wipe out the disgraceful dpfeat they have suffered. The North, the East, the West, has suffered another Bull Run. We must have another Appoma-to; another win for the majority, and the pence long experience has recomwell-behav- house-breaker- flop-hous- CHANGE EXCHANGE s, e x mended. Land A By I E. Sawyer, Extension Forester, University of Illinois. WNU Service. Growing trees on land contracted to the government through the AAA wheat and corn-hoadjustment programs will prove more advantageous to farmers in many sections than crops planted on the same ground. On a large majority of farms, where ' corn-hoand wheat contracts are signed, the less productive land will be removed from cultivation. Under the terms of the contract, such land may be planted to trees for woodlot, windbreak or forest purposes. This is a decided advantage to some farmers. It gives them an opportuuity to establish the protection without reducing the area of the farm that is available for cultivation. In many cases this less productive land will grow trees to better advantage than it will grow farm crops, even under more normal conditions. In thd future such tree plantings will yield valuable timber crops, or they will aid in the control of erosion, or both. Christmas trees, ornamentals and nursery stock are not permitted under the contract, but if wet, bottom land is removed from cultivation, trees which will mature in 12 to 15 years can be planted. Where taxes and carrying charges are not too high, these trees will often return a larger income at the end of the rotation than the landowner would hav$ received from average crops of corn and wheat on the same areas. Thus, farmers may obtain reasonable returns In this manner from the contracted acres in addition to the government benefit payg g long-neede- d ments. An old man called the other morn. From somewhere in the woods, v He said I want a job in town. So please bay local goads. Wed all be hermita if we didnt PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY Indications are that legume seed of all kinds for planting next spring will be scarce and higher in price. The regulations of the agricultural adjustment administration require that all land contracted to be removed from the cultivation of crops under adjustment cannot be planted to competing cash crops. About the only thing these acr'NS may be used for is or crops. Food and feed crops for home use may be grown, but feed crops used for fattening hogs for sale may not be planted. In other words, the contracted acreage cannot be used in whole or in part for the production, directly or indirectly, for sale of any nationally produced and distributed agricultural product during the time of the contract. Therefore, says Enos C. Blair, extension agronomist at North Carolina State college, growers had best look to saving a good supply of all kinds of legume seed. Where velvet beans are grown, farmers would do well to save enough seed for their own requirements. In April, when the days are warm, spread the beans out in the sun on a sheet After two days of exposure, most of the seed will have popped out of the pods. A few light blows with a stick will finish the job. Growers who have saved velvet bean seed at home have found them as good or superior to bought seed. g erosion-preventin- g thisweeksIprizestory When yon spend a dollar in Intermoan-ta- in trade it acts as a boomerang and comes right back to you. Boy from the Intcrmonntain Producers and Factories and they are able to buy from yon. The prices of products are going up; bo lets boost eur doUara into some more Intermountsin Trade. MATTHEW STOCK. Wendell, Idaho. At 400 Utah Oil Refining Service Stations In Utah and Idaho CATERPILLAR TRACTORS We have several good used Caterpillar Tractors on which desirable deals can be made. See our salesmen in Tremonton or Salt Lake City. Landes Tractor & Co. Equipment 236 West South Temple Salt Lake City, Utah St. Get Free Garden Guide Book Salt Lake City, Utah Utah High School of Beauty Culture 121 So. Main St, Salt Lake City Till Beauty Culture Proftssioa Knows no Depression Yon can now learn a profession that will make you independent for the rest of yonr days. $15 per month only for the complete course of six months. Phono or write for onr catalogue. Mail in coupon. NAME ADDRESS SALESMENS SAMPLES Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Now Off One-ha- lf UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Salt Lake City, Utah Snow as Soil Thief Snowdrift erosion" Is the latest soil thief discovered by the Depart met t of Agriculture. Occurring principally in the Northwest the erosion Is reported to have lowered wheat yields in that section. For a wheat crop, says government experts, It Is the r mm on practice to furrow the and in the fall and crop it the next spring. The trouble comes because the snowdrifts form on leeward slopes in winter aud at the spring melting carry away rhe loose, recently plowed soil. The phenoiue a Is worst on northern slopes because the drifts are deepest there and the soil Is not frozen when snow on top melts away. Montreal Herald. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR APEX MILK oS MAGNESIA AN INTERMOUNTAIN PRODUCT have a perennial garden write for ' Odell Gardens list and planting guide of plants shrubs, and trees. Ogden, Utah 150,000 feet Used & New Pipe Sizes i2"f 1" Structural Steel and Plates Monsey Iron & Metal Co. 70B South 3rd West Sait Laki City, Utah . I am going to get married a change. I am getting reason. ai just for divorce for the same ' Napoleon of Finance There goes that man Wombat Hes a financial wizard. Bill How come? He dont look It. Will He got a $10.14 payment on his account in a closed bank three months ago, and his wife hasnt found it out yet Will iemeryaW.here; . HEWXET.TiS' All Legume Seed Will Be Scarce, Price High rarely hear of a congressional vestigation that does not seem trifling and very expensive, but one Is going on now worth while. A federal judge is being Investigated because of outrageous fees he allowed receivers In bankruptcy. One receiver was allowed $1)0,000 for services proha hly honestly worth three or four thousand dollars. I know nothing about the case . Agricultural Briefs except the testimony In the newspaA pound contains 1,800,000 timothy pers. and this includes charges that seeds. the judge shared in the fees; that the money was paid in cash, to avoid fuHungarys 1933 grain harvest exThere Is rare ceeded ture exposure. all expectations. ly a Judge who does not award outrageous fees to members of his proA farm census will be taken in the fession. I cannot remember a firne United States next November. when this has not been done; and without serious protest from congress, until Six British Friesians have produced now Nothing going on in Wall Street of 60 tons of milk In their upwards previous to 1929 was equally corrupt, lifetime. careless, or whatever one pleased to call It We have lately been specially Good legume hay should make up 10 slipping In morals, but this receiverto 15 per cent of the winter rations of ship scandal has gone on a long time. brood sows. Corruption in police departments has never been worse. The police have ocHome butchering of hogs In Texas casionally been Investigated, but I increased about 50 per cent in the have not before noted Judges being last two years. called to account as In this case. For once. It seems to me, a congressional A apple tree at committee has done a Just, Important Central, S. C., yielded a crop of 50 and worthy thing. bushels In 1933. 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