| Show TOO MANY FIGURES one of fit the e big biff colleges collegio col legis of the coun try has decide that public school pupils are treated to too much arith r the randolph Rin dolph min who hns has to help his lids kids kit get their lessons at night probably pio plo bably reached this conclusion a 11 long time ago but seriously the investigators declare dod ire that bos iu III short pants alrid girls tn in short socks no taught more moie different of calculations and coin computations puta ti ons than tle the average grown biown man imn or woman worn in ear needs or hour houi air at spent on figures ind and subjects we know win will not be acce isery lat lati l on oil it Is I 1 1 autv much like forcing a i boy iio to 10 irino ano le esons until lu lie grows to li into ito intile inu le there Is ro 10 reason to io regard the of tb pi past it or 01 lic ilia s perfect but there s no ludston lUt ston that time 1 is lost lit in teaching that til n which will never lie in useful ind and that INA which will hive have no bearl rig on fill the mie ment and bread end ot of the average boys bos he iva when lie he grows grow to nun man houd 4 when on consider all 11 the vin exercise ise she gets from flora jumping at conclusions you liow howit a woman ever gets ta fat ever adice that the randolph doll citizens who are aio most in ili need of id ad vice tire me the very ones who are aie tiding to give it nun awny in the old day diye mere were fewer children with irful 11 there were also more apple sli sprouts routs to effect 1 a I ure cure in those dins days too lie be an awful lot of work lone done to thit this old world if we would ill do as much today as ab we e intend to do toi toino now evon een when a randolph girl has a red tite face she I 1 is of the fact tint that her hei skin is white where you sou cant t int see it when it a fit fat min man gets sick the doctor line lave to mike make it dl agnIR anosi ile he simply tells the bitic not to ent go BO much the difference between a 1 liar r and it a hypocrite lop is tint th it you iou tan can trust a 11 liar ir once in a wonder how many denolis litin randolph if sonie body shfot alt all tin the men who ft ho h n en t fixed that ali it screen door lie promised his lit wife last spring that lie he was is going to fix tl strange as it sound it a man can always make a hit with si it woman oman by telling her hei lie missed hr her it mav in iv gotlie not be of interest intel est to you but the best besst minds are aie the minds eliat mind their own business it has been our observation atlon that the randolph man who fishes for compliments finds that the bait is mighty expensive e sometimes it looks as though everybody enjoys country lift life better than those who live ili hi it after all theres just so much ey and when wall street sheet makes a new millionaire million lire suckers stickers lose their shirts its it 11 wise generation tell i a randolph boy bo nowadays lie is apt alt to grow biow up tip to be president and hell offer tu to bet you vou 10 to 1 that you ou are aie wrong this will be a perfect world whon when husbands lius bandt me are a as 4 liberal with their money as they are with their advice any ani randolph married woman can tell you ou that the biggest bibles babies are in 11 lied men over 0 io 10 years of age tills this countis Is golna to be in ater fix it if the fruit fly ever attacks the political plum crop |
