Show TIIE THE WORSHIP OF HITCH HIKERS an editorial by richard 8 bond 1 would you have fame would you have fortune would yuu you care to sign your name to a tat fat movie contract to a series of syndicated newspaper new articles or to a magazine miti azine story do you have a desire 4 to see bee your photograph in hundreds of thousands of american publications tiona then hitchhike hitch bitch hike igers ignore th the I 1 hy bian automobile an and d seek a we field where rests some amei mammoth bird of the air loaded with fuel for a trip afy t africa or asia or Just australia ralta while the intrepid airmen are setting etting ready for their dangerous flight and casting aside articles that weigh a pound po andor or two so that more mo refuel fuel way may be loaded sneak inside the and make yourself known when laud land has been left behind behl nl airmen are gentlemen they will not throw you out time is precious and will not be wasted to take you back you are arc famous camou you have sneaked aboard an stolen 4 a ride jeopardized jeopardised led the lives of brave men endangered a valuable plane bifid the hectic age in which we vve live you become a hero the only thing that keeps keem you from being a villain of the first water Is the fact that you know you were en danger hig the liveson lives live of others but we pin the medal of li heroism edep upon the th breasts of the dumb some day a brive brave man will be sac oi on the altar of a hitch hdldn notoriety seeker |