Rich County Reaper | 1929-05-31 | Page 5 | Mistaken Identity

IDENTITY A kindhearted kind hearted traveling salesman was recently speeding merrily along a country highway when he caught up with a party of children on their way to school he stopped und asked them if they cared to ride for I 1 an answer they plied piled into his ford until it was so completely filled with wriggling youngsters that tha one girl had to sit on the tip ip she phe was a plump little thing and the driver cuddled her close to keep her ter awny away from 0 the steering wheel do you like to go to school lie he asked her yes sir she said do you go day 1 I missed a day this year she replied good little girl remarked the driver kissing hissing her soft cheek do you like your teacher yes sir said the girl im the teacher and the ford darn near went into the ditch I 1 exchange