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Show uvUulD BACKACHE ! Suffered Over Nine Months, Nothing . Relieved Me Until! Took PER ilLTO? UP A BlU AND .MAKE 00D IMPRESSION 1 The spring WASHINGTON, the teachers swarm Mrs. Joseph Lacelle, 124 Bronson St., They come from Ottawa, Kant, Ontario, Canada, writes; to Washington. 1 suffered with backache and heed -- east, north, south and west. They are ache for over nine months and nothin); personally conducted, as a fule, as in 1 me This relieved nntil toot Peruna. medicine is bv far better than any other the case of the Cleveland teachers medicine for these troubles. A few bot here Easter week; and what they ties relieved me of my miserable, half- dont see is not worth seeing. condition. dead, half-aliv- e They go to the White House, and If they are lucky they get a glimpse of the president and possibly a handshake. Then they want to see Cannon. Up to Papa. "John, I think you would better give Cannon is on his best behavior on these occasions. He readily consents Edgar a good whipping." What haa he been doing? to make a little speech, as he did for He won't study his lessons or do the Clevelanders. All you have to do is to go to his secretary and state your any chores about the house. ' What reason does he give? request. No reason that amounts to anythe secretary, "you Well, says thing. I tell him that I want him to have them here at sharp. study and work in order that he may Mr. Cannon will be here." become a great and successful man, Cannon comes out In his best Uncle and he just says be would rather be Joe attitude. He bows and smiles like you. and says, Ah, yes. I'm glad to see And he talks In a low, confidenyou. A Real Story. tial tone that is calculated sa make the "Mike is a lobster! announced Pat, teachers think that anybody who op bringing bis fist down on the table. "Now, Pat, we expostulated, why call him such a name as that? 1 mane exactly phwat I say. Hes nayther more n'r less thn a lobster. He starrts out green, all roight, but the minlt he gits into hot wather, he turns red! o Is opposing a nice, kind old poses man. He admits some faults, but he tries to make his hearers believe that he isnt half as bad as he has been painted. Clerk John Walker of the senate gets in on this, too. He tells the teachers about everything of Interest in the capltol. He had 200 New Hampshire beauties in one party recently. He took them Into tbe rooms of the District of Columbia committee. This room is where the senate branch of the Washington council Here are considered sits, he said. the Improvements, the changes, the laws and the ordinances of the city of Look there at the picWashington. ture of the Union station, which, beautiful and imposing, greeted you when you came to Washington. It looks like a classic temple of old, instead of the terminal of a thousand trains. Here is a map of the district, showing the magnificent plan upon which the city was conceived by Then, too, behold the panorama of the harbor of Portsmouth, in our beloved New Hampshire, with its splendid navy yard, its picturesque Islands and wooded slopes. This picture is Senator Gallinger's pride, just as Portsmouth Is the pride of all the people of New Hampshire. have nothing to say, he declared, with marked asperity, and marched down the corridor. His chief couldnt have done it one-hal-f so well. I Hows This? to congressmen take Interest in what the congressmen do than the congressmen ftiemselves. The secretaries carefully Wholesale Druggista. Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting each word and act, to deterdirectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the weigh yutem. leetlmontals sent free. Price 75 cent per mine what the folks back home are bottle. Bold by all Drusaiftfa. Hail s Family Flits (or constipation. going to think about it. One secretary, a Getting Old. had always boasted that Republican, fas your wife pleased with that his chief was a regular of the regublrthWay gift you took home laBt lars. These doggoned Insurgents nightV would never get that congressmans ! She said that I didnt vote, you betcherllfe. Well, when they seem to have a thing to do but to sit were lining up for Cannon that conaround and remember her birthdays. gressman did vote with the Insurgents. Important to Mothers. The secretary was plunged Into Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for deepest gloom. He couldnt underinfants and children, and see that it stand lb He treated his chief with marked reserve for several days. He Bears the avoided the secretaries whom he had ot Signature made his boast to. But one afternoon In Use For Over 30 Years. he chanced upon a group of them In The Kind You Have Always Bought the hall of the houae office building. How about It? they chirruped. Country people make their own jam, but people in the city get theirs In How about it, old sport? The unhappy secretary gave them the street cafs. , SECRETARIES "Dei-lighted- , a man has to be scared into Many THE GREATER HONOR. Inteodt C, one haughty look. The part that the blind chaplain ot the house takes In the proceedings gives a touch of austerity and solemnity for a moment or two each day at noon. Just a few minutes before the hour of 12 is reached Rev. Henry N. Couden Is led into the chamber by a page. The chaplain feels his way with his cane, as the boy guides him. He sits quietly till the speaker announces that tbe chaplain will offer prayer. There Is a silence while the ministers voice is raised in supplication. As booij as he Is done the page comes forward and the chaplain taps . his way out of the chamber Tbe quiet that had for a little fallen over the statesmen Is quickly dissipated as the mill begins to grind. ag-Up- Sarsaparilla Washington. A proposition to remove Speaker Cannon by means of the combined vott of Democrats and Insurgents and to substitute for him Asher C. Hinds of Portland, Me., the parliamentarian of the house, is one of the plans which several Insurgents have advocated. The idea of placing in the speakers chair a pure parliamentarian, not a member of the house, who would be entirely uninfluenced by considera Is the specific remedy for that tired feeling, because this great medicine purifies, enriches and revitalizes the blood. Be sure to take it this spring. Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsaiaba. The Wretchedness of Constipation First Kid My old mans locked up fer shooting a dog. Second Kid Dats nothin. My old mans locked up fer shootin a copper. REST Fall AND Can quickly be overcome by CARTERS LITTLE UVER PILLS. PEACE Purely vegetable act turcly and gently on the Upon Distracted - Households When Cuticura Enters. Cure Biiiouineo, Head, Over. Sleep for skin tortured babies and rest for tired, fretted mothers is found In a hot bath with Cuticura Soap and a gentle anointing with Cuticura Ointment. This treatment. In the majority of cases, affords immediate relief in the most distressing forms of itching, burning, scaly, and crusted hu- LEnfant. How a Secretary Was Made Miserable to corn SMtANtn to Cannon's Place. When the Teachers Visit Washington him and wet Is thrxpoacRE first slap to Pneumonia. Take perry PtiinteUUr and the danger Is averted, for oolds, sore tbroat, quinsy, Sbc.ffit and dOo, Hllii Insurgents Favor Election of Asher Hinds, House Parliamentarian, U-N- We offer On Hundrrd Dollars Reward for any sms of Catarrb that cannot be cured bjr Halls Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. We. the undersigned, have known F. J Own tf for Uis last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business tranmrtlons and financially .ibis to carry out any ohUrntlous made by hw firm. Walmng. Kinnam A Marvin, uiAKE tions of partisan advantage, was pointed out by Representative Poindexter of Washington and others as the logical and proper course. Under the constitution the house may choose a speaker who is not a member of the body Representative Poindexter who is one of the prominent Insurgents, said: This initial reform which we have accomplished must be followed by others. The whole trouble in which the house finds itself is caused by the Joining of the power of the speaker with that of the leader of the majority. The English plan of having an expert parliamentarian instead of a politician as a presiding officer is the only correct one. As long as we select a party leader as speaker, just so long will we have partisan and unfair rulings from the chaif. When the house! adopted the Norris resolution the other day, it was a vote of no confidence in Speaker Cannon, and he should have resigned. As he did not do so, we should depose him. With that accomplished, I think we should elect Mr. Hinds. I believe a majority of the house would vote for it. Surely the Democrats and the Insurgents who voted against Cannon, and I believe a large number of other Insurgents and near Insurgents will vote for It when the temper of the people of the country is accurately judged on this question. mors, eczemas, rashes, Inflammations, Irritations, and chaflngs, of Infancy and childhood, permits rest and sleep to both parent and fhild, and points to a speedy cure, when other remedies and worried parents fall. Worn-ou- t will find this pure, sweet and economical treatment realizes their highest expectations, and may be applied to the youngest infants as well as children of all ages. The Cdticura Remedies are sold by druggists everywhere. Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., sole proprietors, Boston, Mass., ror their free Cutfcura Book on the care and treatment of skin and scalp of infants, children and adults. Just the Job. 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All the disagreeable paid behalf homeless orphans, for people dont BEUflBII be information concerning w hereabout ntflJHiy on live cross streets. James Patrick Dalton, matheir father, missing Howland: Says Congressman chinist., Catholic, 64, 6 feet 4 sandy mustache, part off. ttsaritas, Bex tee, Pi tuber, ffe When Cannon got to considering tinner little right Dr. Pierce's pleasant Pellets cure constipation. what the house had done when it oustConstipation Is the cause of man? diseases. Cure the cause and you cure the disease, Easy to take. If afflicted with 1 AN ODD AUTOMOBILE EXHIBIT ed him from the rules committee he ore eyes, use Thompsons Eyo Water told this story: A man had been run There is danger In delay; also in over by a train. An employe wired Vehicle on Two Wheels Latest In baste. W. N. U Salt Lake City, No. Motor Transportation Coming that his head and both legs had been from London. cut off. Later he sent another wire; Accident not as bad as reported. Your New York. A most extraordinary husbands legs were not cut off." automobile, designed on the principle of a "dicycle bicycle which drew attention In England a brother out there by the name ot twenty or more years ago, has been Bill. If you see Bill you tel him that built in London and sent to this counexhibition. my crops are rotten this year. Stock try for It consists of a couple of large solid Is in bad shape. My wife needs clothes and the kids are nea.ly naked. tired wheels, connected by an axle If he has a little loose change that he from which hangs a platform sufficing the engine, which is at the rear dont need tell him to send it along. for r type, and deIll pay It back. The doctor said he is of the4 The counterhorsepower. velops would convey the message to Bill if shaft lies parallel with the axle of the he chanced to meet that person.' An hour later, when he had had vehicle, and on the ends are a pair of sprockets tLat two drinks, the drunkard met the roller chains driving 1 The doctor again. Hello, doc, he said, engage with the wheel hubs an oris by accomplished steering 'understand youre going to Texas. Ive got a brother out there by the dinary auto steering wheel, which name of Bill. If you see Bill tell him I'm getting along all right., Crops are fair. Stock not sq bad. Kids gettln along all right. Sd is the old woman. This Fact that in addressing Mrs. Finkham you are conIf you see Bill, tell him I don't need any help. fiding your private ills to a woman a woman whose ex-Two hours after , this, when the perience with womens diseases covers twenty-fiv- e years. drunkard had had seveial more drinks, of Lydia E. The present Mrs. Pinkham, daughter-in-la- w he met the doctor again. Hello, ,doc, said the drunkard, understand youre Pinkham, was for years under her direction, and has ever ' going to Texas, and so forth. If you since her decease continued to advise women. ' see Bill tell him I was never In better Many women suffer in silence and drift along from bad shape. Crops are fine. Stock fat and to worse, knowing well that they ought to have immediate sass. Family on Easy street. Tell Bill, if you see him, that Ill send him assistance, but a natural modesty causes them to shrink some money if hes up against It. themselves to the from and 1&-19- 1L , d How Few Drinks Change a Mans Mood being good. single-cylinde- (S0K)(IS7 SENATOR (Foaag) W. L. DOUGLAS $4.00&$5.00 $3.50, $3.00, tin on LI C Ci 42Sous' Shot50 C Mari, f2 OlIvCO VO A W. L Douglas shoes are worn by more meu than any other make, BECAUSE a W.UDoaglM 1X00 and S3 .AO ihoei srv the lowest price, quality considered, in the world. WJUltaugla 11.00 and 15.00 shoes and equal. In style. At wear, other makes costing 86.00 to AH.OO, his bun?) OF ALITT MUST DYOLA DYES fat, beautiful color, 10r per package at dealers if not in aUm. k Hend us 10c atattng color deurHl. ONE DYE FOR ALL GOODS Ifi Color ettrd and book of dlmcUona free by writing a, Burlingtou, Veruiouw DYOLA DYES PARKERS HAIR BALSAM CIcstims and beautifies the hate. Promote a luxuriant growth. Never Fails to Restore Gray Hstr to its Youthful Color. t Cures ecaip diteaeef hair failing. fiOo, and $ OH at Pmgjtfiite 2011 Bonds. NTERESTI20 d Absolutely Secured. If you have money to invest, writs PACIFIC COASTTRUST COMPANY , haBlfkiKimd tr rl t r given by league in Washington recently. He had been Introduced at some length, and rather sugary things had been said about him. Whatever brought the story to his mind he didnt say, Posbibly It was that introduction. In a western town there was a village drunkard, said the senator. I want to tell a story about him to illustrate what a change in a mans mood drink may make. This drunkard was often under the care of the village doctor. Yhe doctor decided to move to Texas. The drunkaid met him on the street in the morning before he had had a drink. Hello, doc," he Bald, understand you're going to Texas. Well, I've got 1 Story of a Beggar and Congressman fast Color Eyelets. The genuine hare W. L. Douglas name and priq Stamped On th ItoOom. Taike NHhailiulr, Ask yonrdmler for A .1 Dougin shoes. If ihevare not for sals tr yonr town writs for Mailorder Catalog, Itow to full direHion order giving by mail, rilioes ordered direct from fa lory delivered to tbe wearer all charges prepaid. W . U Douglas, Brockton, Mass. G-i- WARNER of Missouri rose at a dinner that was Icing the Missouri Republican 8 said the congressman. Well, could you let me have a dollar? I am hungry. The congressman his quickened walk. , A quarter? Please, just a quar- ter." No, was SOUTHERN congressman walking toward Pennsylvania avenue from the capltol In Washington. He noticed a worn and shabby man ejeing him closely. When the congressman reached the shabby one the latter hailed him. You are a college man, sir," he I can see that. May I speak said. to you a moment?" The congressman obligingly slowed up his paee. I am a college man, too, said the stranger. "But I am down on my luck. I am offered a position, but I havent got good enough clothes to accept it. I thought possibly you could help me temporarily. I will pay you back as soon as I get on my feet No, 1 guess I kalnt do anything, A I guess not, said the con- gressman The stranger Btopped and the congressman moved away. Then this was sent after him; Say, you havent got a cigarette paper, have you? This is pretty bad, but we tell It because it Is going the rounds. Rodenberg has gone into business," bald Bartholdt of St. Louis, addressing Chapman and McKinney of Illinois. The dog business, Bartholdt added. Hes got a new dog. He calla him Hardware." asked the Why such a name? i other congressmen. When the grocery boy kicked at the dog this morning the dog made a bolt for the door, was BartholdtB unblushing answer. The d Auto. actuates wires that move friction discs between the sprockets and the wheel hubs, the drive being released from one wheel or the other to effect a turn. The chief feature of this remarkable type of machine is the cheapness with which it can be built and the lack of vibration that results from the use of large wheels. The seat for the driver and passengers rests Just over the axle. e Election Tricks. Soldiers have been used to provide artificial majorities in English elections. In 1784, 280 of the guards were sent to vote as householders against Fox In the Westminster election. Upon that occasion the device failed, but It succeeded in an Irish election. The patron of a lnige Irish borough, find ing that there was some uncertainty as to the return of his nominee, marched In a regiment of soldiers trom their quarters at Loughrea and had them all elected fieemen. Theii vote put th victory of his candidat heyond doubt Old-Tim- exposing questions probable examinations of even their family physician. Such ques4 tioning and examination is unnecessary. Withoutost you can consult a woman whose knowledge from Actual experience is great . MRS PINKHAhfS STANDING INVITATION: Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to promptly communicate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass. All letters are received, opened, read and answered by women. A woman can freely talk of her private illness to a woman; thus has been established this confidence between Mrs. Pinkham and the women of America which' has never been broken. Never has she published a testi- monial or, used a letter without the written consent of the' writer, and never has the company allowed these confi- dential letters to get out of their possession, as the hundreds of thousands of them in their files will attest. , Out of the vast volume of experience which Mrs. Pink-ham has to draw from, it is more than possible- that she has gained the very knowledge needed in' your casfe. She asks nothing in return except your good will, and" her advice has helped thousands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, should be glad to take advantage of this generous offer of assistance. Address Mrs. Pinkham, care of Lydia ' E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, - |