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Show t . ask ONE OF WASHINGTONS MOST INTERESTING The Rich County News t - .... FAMILIES. WANTED Winter Is still on the job with but short Intermissions. Undertakers talk of raising prices. Speaking of the high cost of living- What will piano tuners do when we have wireless instruments? The only green thing about the farmer is bis green fields. And. we may add, pianos are cheap er now than they were ten years ago, A man's conscience seldom troubles him as much as the corn on his little toe. slang language Indorsed, com- mon. At this season of the year the abolition of the bouse fly seems comparatively easy. - j Peanuts cannot be eaten in St i'ijUbul8 trolley cars unless the peanut-ter carries away the shells. j One recipe for getting popular is to ALL Washington there Is no more interesting and talented family than that which occupies the Belgian to be able to laugh heartily when The minister himself. Count Conraa de Buisseret, is handsome and popular, and is a magnificent IN legation. somebody tells an old story. horseman, a crack rifle shot, a skillful swordsman and a tennis player who can hold his own with the best in the national capital. The count has five children whose accomplishments are the delight of those privButter could fall another cent or two without sending the butttermak-er- s ileged to enter their home. All of them are most accomplished linguists and musicians. over the hills to the poorhouse. covery ol radio-activ- e autunite, now Another reason for the high price an worked company, being by English of food is that farmers are buying In the bed of a stream near Guarda, automobiles and they need the in Portugal where miraculous cures money. used to happen, not unconnected with the radium has added to the supply, , It is said to be possible to go to the north pole by aeroplane. However, London Institution Will Rent Pre- and for each subsequent day at half but not to a very cheapening extent per cent on the value ot the amount there are a lot of pleasanter places to "So far as England Itself is concious Element to Scientists. used. Securities will, of course, have cerned, there are two Cornish mines which to go. to be given, and it is happily one ot that have yielded a little, but the A Wisconsin professor thinks that the characteristics of radium that its available supply of pure radium is in"he went up in the air may become Promoters Experience Trouble In Ob- - faculties are to all intents and purtensely limited, owing to the enora classic. Already it can be used in Alposes inexhaustible. mous difficulty of extraction. talnlng Sufficient Quantity polite society. of Curative Yield "Apart from getting the required though radium exists in air, sea water, - If it takes 30 alarm clocks to Taken 8malL radium," continued the manager, "the and almost everywhere, there is hardwhole thing is supremely a motorman in New York, how many simple. ly a pure ounce in the world. one of the first things that London. A response far beyond the There is no need of spacious strong clocks will it take to arouse a policeman in Chicago? expectations even of the promoters of rooms. Half a million worth takes up we shall have to do is to set about the scheme has attended the instltu-Uo- n no more space than a duchess tiara, finding new sources of supply. As a slogan for the anti-meeaters in London of a radium bank, a and we shall only stock it to the As to our bank, it will be organelewe suggest: Beat your skillets into place where that .ultra-preciou- s value of $250,000. ized very much after the model of the , ( patmeal boilers and your gridirons ment may be stored In security and .But the getting it is the difficulty. similar institution in Paris, through T , hired out to medical men, scientists Hitherto the main source has been which most,of the radium used in Into egg beaters. and others who wish to use it but can- the pitchblende from the Joachln Thai England has hitherto come, and of For the sake of science let us hope not afford the $80 a milligram which mine, in Bohemia. This yields one other radium banks which are being that that busy SL Louis seismograph Is its present market price. in 3,000,000, but is practically established in New York, Berlin and part is not reporting some loose joint in The actual locale of the bank is ul- monopolized by Austria. The dis Vienna. a street-ca- r track. timately to be in the neighborhood of t Texas hnd Florida have been a tit- Cavendish square In the heart of tem"doctorland for the but present tle chilly of late, but in a short time will be knocking at the door as usual porary offices have been opened in Moorgate street Here a reporter with early garden truck. ' found himself one of a host of anxious 8even-Roowas built with the same care and exand inquirers after the modern philoso- Chicago Woman Builds This row between benzoate Proand Pets Feline House for pense as though the owner herself disto atone. a acid acetic has phers tendency were to live in it vides Many Luxuries. "We have been perfectly amazed, courage the poor consumer from usThe entire front of the home is a of either sort said the "at the stir that ing catsup manager, claim the large library, fitted with upholstered Chicago. Chicago may the announcement has already caused, While all this excitement prevails silk draperies, lace curtains the couches, of distinction probably was I having a it only day ago. about the cost of living Mr. Roosevelt although and the in fancier heavy rugs. Steam heat and gas, cat most remarkable have been besieged by, applicants, as well as a modern bathroom, were continues to dine frugally on roast of course, by medical men worlL principally, monkey and baked elephant's heel. Mrs. W. Eames Colburn, wife of included for kitty's comfort for whose use the bank is being chiefThe 35 members of the cat family the head ot the banking firm of W. E. The Atlantic liners carried last ly organized. share six bedrooms, each fitted with model a built & has Colburn exenormous Co, As you know, the year 1,730,004 passengers of all house for her feline pets little brass cots, mirrors and costly classes, and all classes were seasick. pense ot radium Is and will be for seven-roosome time the great drawback in its and provided her 35 prize cats with all hangings. Each pet has its own bed, The sea is no respecter of persons. with silk spreads and downy blan use, both for medical and scientific the luxuries of urban life. The weather bureau gives us exact purposes. For an average operation A liking for cats forbade her giving kets. Head of the household is Lord figures on mean temperature; but its some fifty milligrams are needed, up one ot her pets, but impels her to a large white $1,000 Angora, vocabulary is unable t oconvey the costing about $4,000, and it ia there- frequently add to their number. Graduwhole truth as to mean weather in its fore only at one or two of the "who rules with an iron hand," settling overrun to be house grew large ally the entirety. London hObpitals that it can be used with them and the time came for her all disputes and brooking no insuborto some of her friends. dination. Hie mate, Connie Lock, is to say good-b- y A college psychologist declares that to any extent de- This she refused to do, and but one al the pride of his life, and might well men little have of a "So body a can into himself anyone hypnotize make his rivals jealous. She is a pure A seven-rootrance. The theory Is very likely; it cided to establish this bank, from ternative remained. white Persian with large brown eyes. home at her built was house adjoining Is the only way to explain some peo- which we shall let out radium at $200 The only militant member of the colfeline avenue. The domicile 7306 Bond ' 100 one use of for milligrams. days ples actions. ony has precipitated so many rows in the home that he now lives in the ..The man who prays in public is the family home with Mrs. Colburn. This mouthpiece for the congregation that SiaIs either listening or praying with is Kee Kee Vita, a short-hairemese With pretty, tnnocent blue eyes, Mm. The essence of the peoples but possessed of a violent temper. He lilent prayers is concentrated in his. Professor of French of University of pay a nominal fine in Germany to re- left the marks of his disposition on One of the most . remarkable, as Minnesota Does Not Know lieve him from all obligations so that many a prize animal before separated , well as the quickest, retributions on Where He Belongs. he may visit his former home without from his kin. . , , record is that of the man in New embarrassment Mrs. Colburn has always derived York who, in trying to tunnel his much pleasure from spending her time SL Paul, Minn. Instead of being "a way from his own place to a jewelry man without a country Prof. Julius T. tending the pets until her health failed Barber Flnda Long-Los- t store .opposite, which he wished to Frelln ot the French department of recently.. A woman has now relieved I wont charge you Chicago. alive in was burled of the grave loot, of Minnesota is a man that shave, because youre my long-los- t her of the cares of the cat family and the University his own digging. Life would mean of too spends most of her time in the little many countries to suit his pres, brother,. j , very, much if such energy, originality, ent notions. - cat home. Thomas Rich, barber, Thereupon determination and readiness to take He waa born in Alsace when it was wiped the remaining flecks of lather risks were displayed in a better cause. a province of France. A year later, as from a patron's face, stood him up SOLVE HIGH PRICE PROBLEM The prevalence of high prices for a result of the war with Germany, and said: . . "How are you, Ernest? food articles is worldwide. The res- residents of Alsace, by the treaty of taurant keepers in Berlin, Germany, Frankfort, were allowed to choose "Im pretty good, Tom, how are Chicago Man and Wife Make Life Contract with Son for Foodstuffs and are meeting the exigency in effective their native land. The eider Frelin you?" , Other Necessities. fashion by cutting down the portions chose France, but continued to reside Then they shook hands and went served to customers instead of rais- in AUace until the time limit for mov- home to supper. Chicago. Otto Meyer and his wife, ing the rates. But these and other ing set by the treaty had expired. "As soon as 1 had him shaved 1 At tne age of 15 Prof. Frelln came found a scar on his face I put there Mary, have solved the difficulties at facts go to show that complaints of increased cost of living are not con to the United States and In due time myself - when we were playing In- tending the high cost of living aa far fined to the United States. To solve was naturalized. Last summer while dians 20 years ago, Thomas Rich as they are concerned. the problem the facts in every civil- on his way to visit his former home in said. We were separated when boys They have lived for years on a 70 ized country will have to be taken Alsace he stopped off at Petit Croix. and had lost each other for 20 years." acre farm near the village of River Into consideration.' France. A gendarme promptly gobbled side. Cook county. By a deed filed Baldheaded from Fright. In the recorders office the other day him and politely requested his presThe wireless operator who perpe- ence at the gendarmerie, where he St. Paul, Minn. For being scared Meyer, for a consideration of $6,000 trated the Joke of sending out C. Q. D. was tola he. was "insoumis to the until she turned baldheaded. Tillie In cash, conveys to his son the farm. signals over the ocean must possess military law of France. He was im- Ominsky, a factory girl, was awarded But In return for this the elder Meyer the same variety of sense of humor prisoned for two days on a diet of $2,000 by a jury In the Circuit court Is to be furnished with all the necesas is exemplified by smashing straw black bread and water, and then pro- here the other day. Tillie was em- sities of life. Including a house, regard hats on the stock exchanges, tooting visionally released on the request of ployed a little more than a year ago less of the market prices, as long as tin horns and jangling cowbells, haz the United States ambassador. at a machine which elevated paper he or his wife live. A part of this Ing at colleges and perpetrating April The profesor returned to Minnesota, boxes to the floor above. In some unique deed reads: fooi sells. in the and he has now teamed that his fath manner her waist caught "The grantee is to provide a euffl failure to move from Alsace with- wheels and shafting and she was cient supply of fruit, a sufficient sup ers record-breake- r of in the stipulated That aeroplane time makes him drawn tight against the machine. Dur- ply of vegetables of all kinds to be Worcester, Mass, will be able to amenable to the military laws of both ing the trial just concluded physicians delivered on demand; bne dressed hog create a greater sensation when he France and Germany. He expects to and surgeons testified that fright had of 200 pounds weight, and one fore makes those alleged 200 to go to France next summer to serve a so affected her nervous system that quarter of fresh beef to be delivered flights in broad daylight December 15 each year. months Imprisonment and then to her hair fell from her head. , START RADIUM BANK , j, Modern Quarters for Cats m ... Man with Many Countries . ' 300-mii- e H TO BE ON SAFE SIDE WORTH KNOWING DISEASE New Jersey collected last year $10,-00-0 hunters licenses, and the game they got was worth $64.80. rN- MV'fjse - Perhaps the shirtwaist makers strike is but a lead for the abused shirtwaist buttoners. c? s - The afternoons are getting longer although you may not have noticed It With 0 Simple But Powerful Preecriptlon top Rheumatism and Lame Back, t This waa previously published here and cured hundreds, "Get one ounce of The officers of the thumb print bu- syrup of Sarsaparilla compound and reau were just wishing for something one ounce Torts Compound. Then get interesting to turn up when a tele- half a pint of good whiskey and put phone message offered timely diver- the other two ingredients into it. Uao sion. A woman wan speaking. , tablespoonful of this mixture before Do you make prints of anybody's each meal and at bed time- - Shake the thumbs except criminals? she asked. bottle each time. Good effects are felt The bureau did. the first day. Any druggist baa these Well, said the woman, If I will Ingredients on hand or will quickly get come down there right away with a them from his wholesale house. man will you make a print of his thumbs? Entitled to IL "How are things lookin over to Din The bureau would. The man and the woman came. , , r gledell? We want bis thumb prints for Theyve been lookin party squeamidentification, " said the woman. .We ish for a spell. Th creek got so blame He high It overflowed Peasleys dam, an are going to be married ia my third husband. The other two theres two foot o water in .Widder : ran away and I had the hardest kind Browns cellar. of a time to find them because there Well, well, I spose you folks over was no sure way of identifying them. there will be so stuck up pretty soon They say thumb prints can never thet youll be callin yourselves th change and that a man can be tracked Parisians of Ameriky. by them to the ends of the earth. I hope I shall never have to use them, Exposed. but it is just as well to be on the safe She is homelier than her sister, side. Will you make them? dont you think so? No; you just think so because she HOW A DOCTOR CURED SCALP wears a low neck gown and you see more of her than you do of her sister.' UTAH sharks should become mighty VV Woman, Twice Deserted, Didnt Mean to Take Any Chancee on Her , Third Hubby. Published Weekly. RANDOLPH V, Bar-isfor- d "When I was ten or twelve years old. I had a scalp disease, something like scald head, though it wasnt that. suffered for several months, and most of my hair came out. Finally they had a doctor to see me and he recommended the Cuticura Remedies. They cured me in a few weeks. I have used the Cuticura remedies, also, for a breaking out on my bands and was benefited a great deal. I havent had any more trouble with the scalp disease. Miss Jessie F. Buchanan, R. F. D. 3, Hamilton, Ga., Jan. 7. 1909. 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