Show r 5 7 L 05 0 HOME THOUGHTS dudley doolittle of 0 cansis told id at a binquet in strong ci it a store A inas man he slid said stood on deck of a libei in a terri bIL storm go below man the captain oar oared cd louic ouro lit in danger here go belo i V no I 1 the kansas man a calm oice ro roe roc c easily above tho the roar coir of the gale no captain cart aln not on bour our life I 1 want NN ant to see I 1 ow ON one of those these atlantic Atlin tic storms compares with a nan ian sas cyclone c clone As he be spoke a great wae nae crashed him against a cowl breaking his Is leg As the captain lifted him up he be smiled and said well N ell cip cap that reminded me of home onia it wab a sight wetter inetter indianapolis ib journal generosity in england ruined cef eta inquired one bust busl ness man of another just doubtful at present how hoi a that it its s cheering to find an one nho doubtful well the boe is just noil dering whether lether ul lie ho enill ft ill give to the tar ar fund and put us on halt half salaries or ft NN bether hether he hell 11 drop the war fund and keep up the sal salaries artes manches ter guardian sayings of a congressman 1 I not have hae spoken at all this svenung it if I 1 had not 1 I have only to conclude b remark ing that just one thing more I 1 the people of this great country naoi stand at some future time I 1 shall meanwhile let us P lite life WOMANS WEAKNESS 0 1 i 7 lui mis a it the sa that thai all anybody takes the count it Is a prize expression ran t if mr air R rot not necess arll my dear it mai refer to an instance of norn lom ans an s Ne weakness alness tor for titles great invention I 1 reckon said farmer barmer corntassel as hor hoi debbe barbed imre ought to be counted coun ted is as one of the most useful inventions indent ions of the age for 11 hat reasons reason 9 X 11 hen ell there a a lot 0 v ork to be done barbed wire nire makes it impossible fur a feller to sit on the fence an ook on literal fact my speech to the club Is really full ot of sharp points where ou on attack the tariff 7 no chere my nl eife has hag fastened the sheets together with pins labor saving you managed to get bour our story past the censor without much trou brou his ble said one war correspondent 71 es replied the other I 1 wrote rote it with a worn out fountain pen most of it was blotted out before it got to him sounds like dewey 1 I see that admiral dewa denna is 13 corn com manding the e fleet at tsing tao tac I 1 remarked the old fogy I 1 NN on der where he got that ile ho bobrov borrowed ed it replied the wise guy ile he wanted to scan the en ell emy not in such a hurry this machine can go sixty miles milea an hour that so well that doean doesn t inter eat me whenever whency er I 1 ive N a got six miles to go im willing illing to spend two or three hours doing it limiting the war knicker what do sou think of the wara bocker well so far it has been localized to one plant planet progress reported ila haie e ou learned tint that new dance well neil replied uncle I 1 I 1 quite learned it hut but lin 1 m getting getling on I 1 don I 1 feel exactly graceful is set jet but I 1 ie e got ot over being afraid that ill fall down no wonder the may do one thing which would be impossible for amert amerl can troops what Is thata mike a renounced pronounced success of arze rn F 1 SURE THING 0 5 da t higgs I 1 see sec tint that skinner the kee keep ei of the bucket shop committed sui bill clde cide besterda sest erda diggs digg ohl oh I 1 see lie he kicked the bucket shoes or tires A A chill needs ing eiers e era aih gi glea nes a man a jar the child 1 in n that inot unique so does docs a touring car excursion rates the excursion train was nas well ell filled hen the conductor came around a comfort comfortably abl seated passenger said to him der ticket lakes dakes me tn two 0 va iab a for v tin n prie e don t ra yes replied the conductor vell veil den dell me nich ich Is der wry nry dot cost I 1 nant lant tl tc en ell cho me der free ride not WL wid water however ile he 1 I gai gae e a poor min man a dollar es cerdas and tod him to ome around and let me know knon bow be was getting ashe tint that was good of 0 like casting dour our breid bread upon the Nat waters he e es som thing like that any vai he ame back this morning soaked at any cost do nou ou think lr air and mrs cimer will 1111 succeed in getting into eo euclet clet 7 unquestionable ansi answered ered miss atlas Ca cavenee venrie that woman 3 de tion will accomplish anything ani thing slie she kept her husband practicing tj dances till lie he sprained hs his ankle neighbors children what lb ib the scientific name of the small creature who nho is ruining sour fruit this 3 eara asked mrs dobbs it has no scientific luc name replied mrs airs but lit lt is vulgarly lul garly known knonk n as dobbs fairly riddled this is impelled cheese it must hae bane been under fire ou oil the wa over oer tt A hi do 3 lou on sal sa that it a shot full of holes smartness some of the smarten tet people in the th N orld are vegetarians said the ob servant sen ant citizen yes the fact that they are vege shows that the are smart enough to beat the beet beef trust nothing of any consequence at the breakfast table mr bjenkins an ail thing in the mall mail this morning mrs irs bjenkins no only a letter from that girl iou used to talk so much about before no e were married |