Show republican ingratitude the interi bewer it was 5 your our fa a ahr gasn wasn t it who conducted the negotiations that ended so favorably lavor ably for the nation the interviewed yes and how bow did the re r ward him nith ath a medal let mo me see your uncle was the eminent engineer who built the eng kish rall vay yei arid and how did they recognize his bis sOr services vices the english government gave him a 8 6 pension and a title cleveland lanu plain plain dealer unsuspected danger seems to me observed mrs skit ties that girls today are reading al together too much of this here sex BOX literature a fact agreed mr skit ties them kind of books give them nothing but a lot 0 of theoretical ideas judge owner not superstitious 1111 ou look over this deel 0 of my property asked the man entering the lawyers office what on friday replied the superstitious lawyer sure the better the day the better the deed IN EVIDENCE aul f 0 T hook I 1 suppose you will observe the fourth ot of july cook observe it of course I 1 I 1 don t expect to be able to notice an thing else the summer bore oh once again we w hear the man ho he things hla his eartha lut it la Is to shout and do tho the jast hf he can to tell us all ho he hot it la Is very much so why don flout t ou hold bold your hat bat in you hand when QU ell address ladles ladies on the street streeta because as you may notice I 1 aas 11 take cold as aa I 1 hao hane very little hair that sir Is but a bald excuse pity for it cassady phere are going in nom new suit casey oi m going to ask old man nann lean for or his daughters diug liters hand cassidy the devil ut seems a pity to ruin a new suit way punch high resolve so you have hane resolved to follow the example of 0 georgo george washington ell eh my lad I 1 suppose you iou mean in al mays as telling the truth no sir air in marrying a rich widow A gentleman farmer I 1 don t like to see the pigs crowd ing the single teed feed box makes lor for bad manners and the little pigs get rounded out very my dear install individual troughs our sapient servants caller Is our mistress in mald maid did sou oil see her at the win low as ou on came up the N walk alk ma am 9 caller calier no maid NN ell she said it if sou on t been her to say that she nas as out his line that astronomer ought not to have made such a fuss about his big fall all doxia dova dur cur a ile he sas gays lie he hurt hl alini inI perhaps lie did but think of 0 all the tars stars ho he must haie hae seen A call down 0 no o said the oung oune orator nith a arnld en id shout I 1 make it my lily boast that 1 V bear ear no man el collar then muttered his bis roommate room mate whit are you iou almas borrowing mine orthe difference in china the parties desiring a dl di ore lorce break a chopstick chops in itu pres nico ot of mit neRses said mrs gabb and in thi chii country countr the br brcak brah ah a stick in the abonce of a return returned td mr gabb cabb cincinnati mad enough at it to site bite 1 I see doctor ingley aley Is out in a ric attack on the american miner mince la 16 I 1 I 1 should prefer to attack the amerl ameri an parkin pie POSTPONED T bonds dian didn t you say aay that your our aunt nas to be burled buried today office no bo she was but on account of wet met grounds the funeral NN wont on t tako take place till tomorrow horrible confession although tho the in belr glee mako make up a aay ay ani tuneful troupe tho the birds that I 1 delight to see sea are yonder in tho the chicken coop plan that failed rosemary Is marcella larcella thought shi mould safe sae money by doing her own shopping thornton did the scheme oric out outa ro rosemari marl not exactly she ghe saved money on ahat she bought all right but she spent six dollars for taxicab tare fare brain fag they say solomon was as tile tie wisest man said the now clerk in the drug store do you ou doubt it if oh no hut but I 1 cant can t find anything that described him as compelled to know everything from the meaning of 0 an all abbreviated latin prescription 0 o the contents of the latest fancy drink it at a soda fountain safety first the suburban car was malting at a turri turnout out for the car going in the opposite direction to come along its shameful complained an impatient woman passenger to havo have to be stopped here like 1119 this well maam said the conductor calmly it ou oil want mant to finish your trip in an ambulance we can go on and collide with the other car boston transcript chinese wisdom we were going to marry our daughter to ll LI ahen we learned that hi he vas nas spending all his money at that rascal wang a the man who runs tho the gambling house what hat did you do then thena we married her to wang lo le lire not sure which do you admire more inquired the oung belle black eyes ees or blued well really replied tho the young fellow scowl the light Is ia so be dim here hare I 1 can t say just now national monthly I 1 ita to III luck I 1 N t like to go into the wall ni all paper business why not nota because a fellow tra in it Is always up against it WIFELY SARCASM 71 clubb shall ab ill I 1 get the children for the fourths vite lies es it if you iou think the children vill mill enjoy them as a 3 much as you lou will IN ill not that sort of a wife there goes that mrs airs gadabout do you lou know iknou io heard that her poor husband liu shani is absolutely tied to her apron strings nonsense I 1 don t belles e she shea a had an apron on oil binco bince the they ve been married philadelphia ledger real salesmanship lady ini I 1 m afraid one foot la bigger thin than the other on the contrary madam one la 19 ri hapa smaller than ill tilt other london ov OD nion |