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Show HIS LAST QUESTION The tourist guide was getting tired. He had to answer too many dumb questions. And Just where did you say tbij boulder cams from?" . Inquired oue numbskull. The guide politely replied that a glacier brought It down. Then op spoke the Inquisitive one again: "And where did the glacier go?" "Aw," said the guide, '"It went back j after onother boulder." WORST THING ABOUT HER ESSS- "What la the worst thing about her?" "Thot Insignificant little Tercy Salpp who Is always at her side." Individual Efficiency "Efficiency'' reward tnuit win, As life goes on, through thick and thin, For any man with courage blest Who goes ahead and doea bla best No Credit . "Rufus, aren't you feeling well?" "Nossuh, oh suah ain't" "Have you consulted your doctor?" "Nossuh, and Ah ain't gwlne to." "What's the trouble? Aren't you willing to trust him?" "Oh, yassuh, but de trouble Is dat he ain't altogether wlllin' to trust me." Mi's Chameleon First Merchant I have a bookky " " er in my office who has gone gruyL my service. I Second Merchant That's nothll old lad. Miss Smith there has eJk brown, blonde and Titian red In mjw service. London Passing Show. g Thete Girls Murle Hello, Jane. Jane Oh, 1 Just yesterday heard of your marriage. I hope I'm nut too late to congratulate you. One Not Often Accepted "Pa. what Is a standing Invitation?" "The look a -Ired woman gives fit young man who Is sitting down In the street car, son." LEAD UNNECESSARY Wlfie George, there's a burglar in the pantry eating my pies, I do believe. be-lieve. Hubby Do you think so? Then It wont" be necessary for me to give hlra s dose of lead. .. . . Happy Hutrlon A statesman has to take a chance In speaking tor a cause. The kid who doea a aong and dance Ea sure of bla applause. Not a Timor ou Girl Lady (engaging maid) Regarding your evening out, I'm quite prepared to meet you half way. Maid That'll be all right ma'am; I ain't a bit worried o' coming home In the dark. Gathering Hit Own Constable How did you come by that pot of honey? - Tramp Well, I admit I don't keep bees, but wot's to stop a bloke squeez-ln' squeez-ln' It out of the flowers hlsrelf ? Now, Youngster Ardent Swain The first time I looked into your eyes you set my pulses racing. Little Brother (breaking cover) I say, Mr. Jones, which of them on? Passing Show. 4 Heap Big Chief Stranger So you are the posttn ter, storekeeper. Justice of the peace and constable of this town. Native Yasslr I You might sny I'm the Mussolini of Buckeye Corner. How True, How True! Floor Walker (to Impatient customer, custom-er, leaving) Can't you get waited on. madam? Madam No. I'm afraid I came an unfortunate time; your salesladit-t are In conference. No Good at Catching Flies Baseball Scribe-How's that new outfielder you got? Manager of the Team Well, oo-body oo-body ever will mistake him for sticky tly paper. |
