Show GOOD inexperienced in a boarding house tor for 1 ich clors Ar arcinda ninda main ni looked after a ter the guests comfort in true southern bouthern style so veil IN ell that one 0 of the men thought lie would take her away with him in fit the summer in the capac ty ity of housekeeper toward spring he waylaid hei in the hill one day and sald said aland do sou like the country mandy mandi reckoned she did would you oil like to go away with w ith me this suimei and keep house for mob mandy alandy was sure sho she would suppose I 1 got get just juil a bungalow do you think you could take care of it nicely by yourself mandy gasped and rolled her eyes deed no massa massal reckon you all better get somebody else I 1 don t know thin about taking care of any ant mals mala Ilar harpers pers magazine favorite fiction its so good to get back to work again ties les indeed the rougher the lake Is tho the better I 1 like it it thundered and lightened inc inces e s 3 but I 1 im m not afraid of ll 11 light g li t ning I 1 dropped business entirely didn dian t do a thing while I 1 was away but just rest did I 1 catch any fish only a few Perli perhaps aps a dozen or two black hass bass PREPARED A I 1 I 1 7 r 1 1111 01 A bill bout ready ter fer th deer sea son BOU to begin pete petea pete waal I 1 should say bay so I 1 got five bucks hung up in the woods now and a party of ten city sports coming day after tor tomorrow note window exhibit A pictures picture 8 bad do people nee flee ita it they break egad necks necha to see it uncle jerry 1 I notice said uncle jerry peebles taking oft off his glasses and wiping them that a woman wants to be divorced t f m her li e r husband because bebau e h he e can t hold a job long anywhere anNN here and they have h ave to be always she says sais they the ve moved six si times in the last ten nears cars great peter cartwright wouldn t she la a been an awful failure as au an old time methodist preachers preacher s w wife ife 9 becoming inured so sou 5 ou want N ant to ba 0 into public alf life e asked senator sorghum yes replied the boung man mail you must remember th thit that it you will be criticised criticized and ridiculed even cien by your friends can sou accustom your self to that les es lm im practicing noy now I 1 wear ear one of those plaid coats with a belt in the back still hope mrs airs mcginty had waited long and patiently tor for her husband to come coma home on saturday Satur daj night with his weeks pay finally she decided to take the matter in her own hands and she sallied forth to the police station to inquire if 11 lie ha was there Is in tim here she asked no replied the lieutenant but sit down were we ro expecting him ever eer minute lippincott s useful that idea of rubbing two pieces of wood together must be very er use useful ua I 1 w when han lou are camping it Is replied the guide I 1 IP e known it to ide occupation by tin hour for a man inan who nho otherwise would have been be n all oer ON er tho the place making a nu nuisance I 1 saric e of himself carefully explained you advertise no mosquitoes said the summer boarder as he slapped his chek check yo replied filmier corntassel we e put that in the sime same as some ho tc is say sal no dogs nit aning that they will kill not be A wanted hard to locate 1 I don ilont t think mrs NN will III find accommodations where she wants to BO 90 for the summer why nota not she says abe longs to sojourn on the banks of the gulf stream of which she ehe has beard so much out of her element A classic lancer dancer was nias much embarrassed last night I 1 impossible its a fact A pedant asked her U the ba fand bd ever read plato 9 GENTLE HINT I 1 CIA 4 1 rk v ff mr liboy abo last night I 1 dreamed that hat I 1 proposed to you miss flintz psychologists claim that some people are more sensible asleep than awake I 1 liquid wit I 1 like tho the bottle fun you lou b e dpn tho the stage them here s n nothing 0 thing qui quite e so tunny funny son As tragedies told in headlines the automobile was a borrowed one party at other end of wire was the mother instead of the daughter he didat t mind dimind losing the bor rov rowed ed rod but the fish got away shakes pays ills his denul dental bill ani and postpones ills hla vacation incautious doctor tells rich patient her symptoms are those of housemaid House maids s knee ile he wrote it raised to the nth power it was printed raised to the tha filth fifth power missed a chance yes sighed the pretty girl poor little aldos dead and why im sad you on see but did the stupid youth make tho the obvious proper and time honored response 0 no you re very fair I 1 see seea he did not nol all he said was this sadducee 7 then you dont believe in poor little resurrection the tha ruling passion host proudly and this Is a masterpiece ter piece of rembrandt visitor great scott man what Is that unsightly hole in the corner bornert it spoils the whole picture host well you see my wife Is an autograph collector and she rest until she cut the signature out and pasted it in her album puck hard to choose the jury has been out a long time yes and I 1 doubt their ever reaching a verdict you see the case la Is one in which chich a ufa life insurance solicitor Is suing a book agent and I 1 fancy the tha jurymen juryman are trying to figure out some soma scheme for sticking them both judge hot air the lung tester man nine hundred and seventy two that beats the record sir the gentleman from kansas I 1 jest wish we had bad one of them machines to hum bet a big apple I 1 d get the next nomination for con congress gres from our dl district strict puck the trouble N hit hat N was as the trouble nv with ith the th poor bonvin wo we thought she was nas in a hatamosa cat amosa amose condition but the doctor said she was waa under the influence of aniline POOR PUSSY r 14 I 1 I 1 clubb on shipboard great scott helen here Is a C Q D message addressed to us wife distress m message asage addressed to usa us who s in distress georgeq hubby the cat we forgot and left her locked up in the house bouse miliea we wa started on this trip unlike a buggy no iso I 1 buggins in a motor car ibe aliel acel k prone to e r tile tho all ra ahans not get a jar T lieu hen cupid tries to steer no foolishness about him was houi husband badly rattled when he be proposed to youa on I 1 I 1 tried to imagine that ho he wag rattled but something in his manner of proposing made mo me think otherwise ile he simply grabbed my hand and said salda well old girl Is it to bo be yes or no 7 |