Show G OD TWO NEIGHBORS I 1 two neighbors kept hens and quarreled because they scratched ditched itched each others potato roi rows up one sold his hens unknown to the other who mide made a large run and fastened his hens up sa ing now noli the first hen I 1 in m garden I 1 shill shall shoot next nett daa he saw sann a hen as usual so he bot the gun and shot it then threw thre it 11 over his neighbors rail saving ealing tike lour dour hen the lien hen was picked up taken in and cooked the fol following loNNIng das the same thing happened still the neighbor took them up and said nothing till the E seventh came over and hit him on the 12 head ead then he picked it up and threw it back at his neighbor saving eat bit 3 lour our old liens hens we are tired of citing them and prefer a little pheasant I 1 sold my liens over a month since tit bits helping the horses A man riding on the front platform plit form of a doNn downtown ton horse car in a cita cit where here 1 horse cars still run noticed standing ng beside him a tiled looking irishman who held a heay heavy bundle on his shoulder slip ulder iiii hy oon t iou set that bundle down doi n on the platform orm asked the gen aleman sure said the celt these horses horse haie all thea the can do to darag the car and the pay pie carrs the bundle not in vain never knew stairs could be so 10 frolicsome and alpine until that mid night light ile he had reached the turning point of his perilous journea when his wife appeared appe ired armed with the well known candle ind and poker A you ou re drunk henry she cried vindictive loure I 1 ell re drunk well ell it if I 1 aint aln it responded henry demurely I 1 i e spent 3 ga tor for nothing at all and he wept judge A THREAT av AZ A 4 nip I 1 I 1 1 1 I 1 t I 1 I 1 i 11 mr air bug sai old man quit that or ill I 1 II 11 tell all the mosquitos in the neighborhood to come around and bite the stuffing out of aou ou getting worse the man who gois goas to pieces aleles wont father div many ny hits because time just increases tho the fra fragmentary bits thankful giles met an acquaintance on the street the other day although he artfully tried to avoid him hello giles deah bo I 1 exclaimed the other so glad to see ou im m going to london next week can I 1 do ana an thing tor for oua ou no goings enoi eno enough gh gb thanks rp re plied piled giles moving on lippincotts Lippin cotts magazine strike broken master alaster 0 of the house see here mary BI ary ann wheres m dinner slave theer aint agoan to be no dinner it if aou ou please sir that no dinner no sir elf the missus cimo came ome from jail this afternoon at an i ate up hi veri think in th ausel ouse the lure of it I 1 she chose a life in the ranks of ue chorus I 1 understand rather than be come milad s maid well wha wh t she there a a great deal of difference when iou come to think 0 of it between being fanchon st claire and maggle maggie peters merely unfortunate there Is some dark secret connect ed with bib sons career in college nothing involving moral turpitude he struck out the day of the big match 11 with ith the b baisei as es full paradoxical progress whits what a th best w was a to set get for i warda ard get backing matter of taste he I 1 never see sc c your great friend the baroness with aj now doi have lla e lou ou quarreled she oh no but our frocks dont don t to go well together just at present so to ie are aie careful never to bo be been with pach each other father risky edith how many times did aou ou re ruse jac bafo before re 3 ion oil married him al alice cc oily once he seemed so I 1 was afraid to tr it a ilire english geography A professor from iowa ionn I 1 fit to eng land and last ill it summer and NN introduced to 0 a professor bor from ono one of th english r lie he met the american ind and said I 1 met one of 0 dour our colleagues leagues ol act bummer hid had another professor aiom aiom ohio ahlo to fisit us ui nut rl u t I 1 dm arn from ion a iowa iona how iera interest ing ing I 1 rm sure cure the other g etleman called it ohio publishers HE HAD RIDDEN IN ONE Z 51 1 t nilson lh ili pullman car co paid a of 1 15 per cent list last year blabon it lip bp twice as much if thea the made the porters w hack hac lt up above the fashions bhough trains not an noire are anro seen on women 3 skirts pleis night wears nars th garments still of alch urle rule probably shrank too A soung chap entered the th at atlantic cil in a 10 cent suit of blue blua flin flar riLl As hp splashed about he nas as joined b a girl filand the girl hashed flashed her bright bics over the turn bling expanse of 0 sea and then with a sigh of delight she said isn t the blue toda its shameful said the man dian with a hot blush it its s perfect shameful hoi ho this cheap battling bathing flannel rans ains resignation the court of appeals ins his decided in our favor announced the lounger lawn lawyer er 11 II m I 1 mused the head of the firm in a melan melancholy chol tone case tried only once well and he recorded his equanimity b i i great effort I 1 suppose we ie must be satisfied to let it 11 go at that puck exchange of courtesies this man nho ho wants nants board on cred it claims to be a foreign nobleman show ou ana an proof asked tho the proprietor showed me a photograph of a ca castle castie well I 1 have no objection to ou shoeing him a photograph of a ham sandwich needless expense father asked the girl who was wab got going ng to marry a poor man do you think I 1 ought to take a course of household economics they otter offer a loiel one at briny moore for N no 0 replied pater grimly you will get one tor for nothing after you are ara married judge playing rhen a seemed pinched in circumstances the first thing we wa asked was whether a omans comans bus band placed pla ed the horse races yes replied miss cayenne now the first fi thing we ve ask Is whether a mans man a wife plays bridge A JOB 1 I I 1 till it 11 1 I it I 1 I 1 ak I 1 till 4 11 1 I 1 1 t 1 sir mr landlord dug bug well how bow about the rent nir mr tenant well nell aull have to come in and get it if you want nant it slow fellow sh ohp a 1 anc mcl t disdainful miss lie ile biot a flang fl ang look she told I 1 tm im he coull coula liae hae one kiss and nd one as ill all ho he took slaves to duty we have been no pointed on tha committee to ln colgate the alleged baseball trust sald sad N ambat A matter responded representative wallaby kallab N we e shall of 0 course have to attend all the gamel surprising 1 I liao haie noticed one queer way in which nature works borks with opposites what B that so often the rising wind means meana alling weather cather |