Show loafing is as ft a kmead job seems to tw inculcated b this brand brindi of weather eath Lr it I 1 Is s time to t tench ell towser that all reilly lea dogs weir ear s IOU ou will till hilie haie to do sour our ORD onn swat at t alna 1 ng the regular fly cops hane other duties fleres 3 hoping tile the home teim team can let all the goole eggs remain in cold storage El orage swatting the fl well to remember to cover the sugar and but ter boulb in the national nil league then the aro are passing the pennant hopes around lor for general inspection monte carlo Is reported to 0 h have ve n cleared 40 00 0 last y year e ar so v hats chats the use ono one complicated dav of 0 being unhappy Is envying ing the man nho he has to borr about tho the income tax new jersey has barred the sharp tipped hatpin thus it will be no joke johe even it if tho the cops see the point to the mind of the rough neck there a no doubt that there is moro more than one simp elmp in simplified simpli fled spelling yes hes in again the pest appeared in our office yesterday w ith that eternal question Is it hot that chicago man whose goat chewed up his 1000 1 wad should feel at least that there is money in goats that young woman who a ho plays playa the tha piano with her feet must be able to put her whole sole into her selections the man who tries to hide behind a womans comans skirts in this year ot of grace brace must be thinner than his own oan yellow streak A largo large number of our american girls have married rich men only to find that the have poor husbands on their hands automobiles hae been with use for fifteen years what means of joy riding will coill be provided tor for use fifteen years hencel there Is no sense sensa in littering the tha streets in the fond expects expectation lion that the school children will clean them up some time it has frequently been said that the wife is the better halt half but assuredly hubby clasps the honor when the base ball season opens newest skirts for or women have pock ets in them just like a mans man s well anyway they will never contain plugs of chewing tobacco shot at sunrise continues a popa lar hl pastime in Ill mexico exico but theres lots of regular fellows who ar are e halt half snot shot long before midnight are the high steps on street cars cara an am argument against hobble skirts or are hobble skirts an argument against the high steps on street cars virginia young man drove two miles before discovering that his best girl had bad fallen out of the buggy baggy maybe he was driving NOW a rein in each hand anyway those women whose se babies do not a in a prize at a baby show have the satisfaction of enter tattling a distinct opinion about the judges and now chicago Is censoring the modern song and properly so perhaps anyhow they cant can t censor a whistle some one has told us that a girl with painted cheeks Is like a stale glass of beer nice to look upon hat but very disagreeable to the taste it if the neighbors keep heep feather minstrels in their poultry yards you yon will find no difficulty in up early every morning about daybreak da break in franco france lately the top fell oft off of a mountain destroying gardens and orchards this seems very careless they should have better land laws no wonder mat paris Is if re regard ard ed as aa 0 city of high flyers it Is reported there are nearly a thousand registered aviators living within its confines dr josiah oldfield of 0 london Is IB of the opinion that those incapable ot of tailing falling in love should be drowned but then there are those wl who 10 tall fall in and swim out this country consumes worth of breakfast food annually and yet some people kick at the idea of putting wood pulp on oil the free list the largest courthouse in the world Is being built down in now york and it would be difficult to think of a place where it Is needed more mora come live in my heart and pay no rent warbled the inspired poet more easily arranged ve e dare say than meeting the monthly intall mentz mente of 0 the bungalow |