| Show WHY HE REMAINED AWAY where you iou sick yot yc erday mr asked the hlad head of the bim f I 1 lit no sir replied the chief clerk INN well ell I 1 dido t notice sou at your d esk e sk N iso sir I 1 dian didn t como come down town 11 II in ill lou ou know the rule here do you bof not no iso employed Is permitted to be absent without NIt hout a good excuse sickness or an accident or of tint thit ort fort I 1 can cant t permit t 3 iou au to tilie like liberties that hat are not enjoyed ty ly other people pe ople who nork ork in this lish ment I 1 never neier am absent myself unless there la is a ier good did oil stai in away anwa tor for or on oil some other account 1 I shall tell sou cu tho the truth mr bud ion long g it nna vas lor for pl asure bad sir nery ery bid I 1 cannot per mit it IL put let mf me e explain loll ion ee my wife vis so hoarse thit she I 1 ie could n t talk ind and I 1 thought I 1 id d loin lito to pond pend tho the day at home oh in that else my loj lo 10 its 1 ill I 11 rig right lit pardon me it if I 1 seem seemed ed to le la arbitrary TO SUIT ALL all 11 I 1 A r aunt mary can I 1 get things to eat in this store floor walker Int Inter eror lor furnishings madam second floor taken literally A aped a bootblack stand abere 1 here the ba constrictor an 1 the denizens of jun junel ie land all praised ills shines the brazen culprit an eastern man was charged with stealing a Christ christmas mis uis without mis toetoe sanction and asked the judge it if he couldn coulden t testify in his own be half go ahead said his bib honor INN atell ell all I 1 have to say sa Is re marked the tha brizin culprit that no matto matter what hat you ou fine rue me the kiss t i worth orth it I 1 I 1 whereupon the plaintiff tainted fainted and the judge said ten days das letting a good thing pass TV sou haie coffeen asked her hostess no iso she replied I 1 think I 1 shall jave dave to glie ghe it up people say it 13 bad tor for the complexion comp ledon oh ob veil what ot of it ita lou ou can hi fix your complexion up again but it may be a long time before you sou shall have a chance to get another cup ot of coffee as a s good as this indifferent what was constable biggs doln U up p on th stage durin the entertain menta th ol 01 idiot was InsI insisting stin thet jim peters should hale haie his santa alius whiskers I 1 whit did jim say saya he said bed worn N orn em thirty e air without an he dian didn t care a dein whether they burned or not A miscalculation caller you youre re kitty are you youa I 1 know letty mcintosh she Is bour our first cousin Is s she he not nota little girl 0 no o maim maam shea tny my fourth lie got three others overwhelmed t doroth so you are not going to make iny any nev sear rc resolutions olti doos mai ila 0 no o I 1 fully full manit to make a few but bilt nhen hon I 1 I 1 announced in ins in the members of nia danilli had bad so bo halroy suggestions to oar that I 1 gie sensible girl the th count in truth ung cry poor an ana something cf a clon cloan milieus I 1 ie e re je is t adre ina zilva ity I 1 irn ion do lioan n evident esther did the ladles anair r for ION oe e or money 9 rachel I 1 don t linov knor thit they married tor for either cither but it Is aretty rov ident that neither hns has got either taking no cha chances nce a ill bet I 1 can call gucik our ase age dont don t ou dar dam I 1 liy by not bof I 1 have hae been told that you alinus areah the truth TRUE MELODY on a frostl winter binter lien 1 en me flacon from T oh theros ebore 9 nothing half so plasant As tai gurgi furR la of oc tho the steam in a P arring irring or ra ila alator t or YX aich bo juat seems seem to sayi sari dont don t you ion m mind I 1 nd aej about t tho the weather lt mo dr arlio 0 o I 1 alio 11 0 colu cold artl ali ah ila music enen e on sweeter than tho the organs s tons it if you ou dreal the tooth of winter and a chill Is ig in your bones for the orwin lulls lulla lour senses benjeg hut dut the llie steam eipl miko sou warra warm an ani t q mid t hawling nothing elso else halh greater charm eon like to heir hear them thumping thump lne if it doean doesn t last too to ing for thil shots the ahe re etting busy anti and the Is caming strong alron but t ta hoar licar them simmer simmer V k lien hen tho heat bagina to now low on ci a frosty morn in 1 inter Is a tle the sete S ete t ond I 1 enaw his loving wife there are several sever il places in lon ion don said the minister as he be laid aido ills his piper P 1 per chere herc pr preachers eichers hers can buy bu sermons i aich the ire re permit bcd to use rise I 1 N 0 ju jut jual t bee bec reading about it dear me exclaimed his v ire ife 11 hat i on t they the be selling next net dlhy by don dent t s ou send for a few good ones dear lour our congregation might uke like the change no reason to worry 1 I once pladel the part ot of venus in a pin tomine said aid the lady lad abo vho her nee and aas as beginning to have a mustache well I 1 nt let it norr me replied the one who aas as still fair to look upon N onus enus was ony only a myth so of course sou t hurt burt her feel ings may happen so paw pail la Is any an difference be aveen timber and lumber there Is s no necessary difference in lind kind my son on they the differ merely in degree or stige of 0 development for example i man ingv be spoken ot of as good timber for some high office and set represent nothing hut but lumber nhen lip be gets there filce to figure millers I 1 understand under that the con tractor naho made so much money feeding the miners in goldtown Gold town went cast and baled in business antley acs ics the ignoramus secured a contract based on his goldfield data for feeding the of a worn an s SHE STARTS THEM I 1 I 1 dick there s one thing about louise abe ne er stories about her ahmea friends ethel repeats nl 0 indeed she starts them happiness before dyspepsia bacon the ill idest hour lb Is just be fore the dan they say si I 1 greit ghei t 1 es and a ina mans n s hip happiest hipple bt moine rits are just before hes he a miser able ilo ile do you iou mike that out outa N hy by haven t ou ei eer er noticed how alp pv i man Is when hos he elting citing something which is sure bure to dib disagree agree with nith him 1 statesman the outcome I 1 told him he vas as dead to bo be to three girls simul tarie husli iio hon did it turn out As you might ep ct aili ex anes i ore uch such thit ho he rot got so 10 far behind with nith ill his board thit ue be had bad to marr ills boosting sales A aib ab in print hat efty if ly jre are no good as can openers some of safety nors niu must t lilic bild her i a fancy arite lor for that test testimonial Imo A philanthropist ahon ian bcd to gine alc lie I 1 no ne or cr think twice rut nut all lied lio d 91 gle e M As eoj a IVIO might hop ne N e wint your lour wife nife to run tor for a po on the school baird she can call I 1 NN by h not she bhe v cara ears i hobble an indignant critic do lou ou approve ot of the boards plans for the school currit NN hat bat 11 line ile they got one of them bl z wagons too |
