Show often the joy rado ends in a cemo ter ten winter Is 19 stay staling ing ar ac long ai an un on welcome guest late in march the largest battleship be in commission there is tic no telling tim soon it NN III be bc obsolete simultaneously simultaneous aith ith the opening ol of the banks i 1 lot of 0 old sars socks opened that american nho ho photographed cow cons 8 inside Fir angland glands s fortifications mide somewhat of a bull seventeen vear locusts are due this near ear but nobody will care it if they tall fall to hear bear the alarm clock go off the aeroplane doe docs not break donn don oft oftener erier than in automobile but it breaks dovin in moro more to lo callies call lles some people are eter nall fussy tin n indrani man nants ants a divorce from ills his ife because she bathes the of dog in the dishpan again it Is reported that tile the loop hoop Is coming back not if the ancar cir ers ars have hac to pass the flatiron building in new nei york aviation seems to be like he orae ome other methods of producing exhilarating ef facts there Is difficulty difficult in recognizing the right time to quit quil up to date the of the worlds bajes hao hano been chiefly remarkable mar hable tor for the many discouraging accidents which befall them it does not aton astori lh us its to learn that our sun Is a variable N stir rea inen on this planet it his has the reputation of be ing a highly capricious lu luminary laminar minar aviators Aila tors should let altitude tests go unsought endurance and ger testa are the ones needed at this stage of the art i the chicago authorities nave noted doted to limit all buildings begun after september I 1 to a I 1 height ot of 00 feet and if they the mean chicago feet that Is s sure surel 3 high enough dy by waa wa of giving the children of the city a hance chance to ee all strange ant mals that inhabit the earth the au an thor thorlies ldes of now new lierk ork central park have bought a co medicine hat N ants its name changed it kalamazoo Kaia mazoo end oshkosh can be happ and prosperous prop erous there seems to be no reason wh nh Medi medicine clue hat should not be comfortable basket ball mai be a perfectly lovely game but N athen hen it becomes feces sari to cill call upon hp ho police to pry pr players placers apart it bould seem that a re hied rule of some sort might nell be inserted there la Is in california a fountain of oil that gushes up to a height of feet advocates of the conseria consena tion oon of our natural resources might do vell nell to insist that a lid should be put on this fountain an austrian girl who has just been naturalized in nev nea lork says a she became a citizen of this nation because she ehe loves the united states and the am american rican people that Is the kind of citizen want and hoase laughed at dan ger as long as the machine x wa s all right iben hen man becomes become perfect possibly he be vall bill indent hinnent a machine that Is perfect until then it is safer to lettic leao to the birds A man in a philadelphia restaurant atit discon discovered ered is 15 fearls r earls in one oyster stev it Is evident that the rant pearl fisheries expect to a good harjeet this beason it if this is to be taken for a sample beginning one out of every tour four graduates of 0 harvard earns all or a part of 0 the money needed to pay his expenses we cant see harbird should rit t get as much glory glon out ot of this fact as the bho does out of her athletic exploits the department of agriculture has been keeping tabs on the number of deer shot in this country during the year and has counted up to 67 KOO GOO still there are arc people who nho love dier di er that havo have not been conier converted tEd into venison A nw new N w york doctor says sava that if 11 oraen romeu continue to ancar ft car tho the quanta ties ot of false purrs puffs rolls and switches now no in fashion the next generator gene gener raton atlon my moy lave have little or no hair to start with anith lib rare exceptions the pros ent nt generation had mighty might little hair to lo start with the chief forester saab that 84 per cent ol of the forest fires alres in 1109 were verc duo due to the of rall roada pad persons using the forests ihla Is about is as lad bad as the percentage per of louic fires caused by carelessness ahe hc has again changed vie tl namo name of the life saving station at the v est cst ond end of island i aich used to be great neck from maddequet to maddalen Madda Madd alet Lct but tte 16 ishall not icam earn to spell the nei nimo me until v vp e havo have some assuras ice that I 1 it ian t geang e ang to be changed a gain |