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Show nnpr" On the 'tiki Funny J Side OUGH1 TO GET ALONG I Sambo had found a job fur the week on a railroad section gung. and was taking leave of hit famllj when I bla wife came fo tlie door and shouted: "Come back lieiih, Sam Too lia8Dt rut a stick of wood fo' de stove and jou'll be gone a week!" The negro turned and looked very much aggrieved "Hone;," be said to a tone of Injured Innoeenee. "what's de matnht You all talks aa though Ah waa takin' de as with me," Mending Dane at Doctor's White Where were you coming from when I met you yesterday! Brown From the doctor's. I had some mending dona. White What did the doctor mend for yout Brown A couple of socks my wife gave me. ALWAYS DOWN Customer Well, how's business in feathers now I Picking up, I guess. Dealer No, my friend, It Is always down. j Habituation Tha World ha sung tht umi old tons On nilltlip" atlll Int.nt W say that something must b wrong. Bacaua It's different Excusable tie waa on trial for navlng shot saxophone player and In defence stated that he thought It was cat. "But you mustn't shoot anything,' said the magistrate firmly. "Not even a cat" "Please, your worship, 1 thought thla one was very, vtry III." Fitting Mrs. P. All the closets are full. There's no room for my clothes any where. Mr. P. There's plenty available space on you, darling) MASHED EVEN POTATOES Hulihy The cook's rather pretty but flirtations, I think. Wide (alarmed) Why do you thins soT Uubhy She mashes even the tur nips and potatoes, you see. Crand Operatic On Opera we're mill intent, While 8latmen stir tha Nation A large amount of 8entlment la lust Vociferation Pull Together, Hereafter "So the two dentists out your waj have combined." "Yes, they finally decided to pull together." He Had Heard of It "Hello, whiskers; where are you going with that lantern?" "What place Is this?" "New York." "Well," said Diogenes, sorrowfully "I guess It won't do uny good to look here." Motor Cars We Don't See "Whnt a lot of motor cars one sec nowadays!" remarked the tall man. "Yes, thank heaven I" returned his friend. "It's the ones we don't see thnt send us to the hospital." She Guffawed Then Sam I never Ree you witb Miss Gldliiigs any more. I.ou No; I couldn't stand het vul gur laughing. Sam Sol I haven't noticed It. Lou No. you weren't around when I proposed to her. Looks Not Comfort Shoe Clerk How do the shoes fit Ton, Mrs. Stiles? Mrs. Stiles They fit me beautifully but hurt me dreadfully when I try ti walk In thorn. I Kept 'Em Gueising "Old .Juke was buried yesterday.' "What lld he die of?" "Nobody knows; not even the doctor." doc-tor." "That's Just like the old rascal Nobody knew what he lived on ami nobody knows what he died from." ' A Belter Use Weary D.'in - U'lml s heroine of jl de swell imincs wh.it used tn tie or the pnllmnn trains. Inisfy Ithendcs - Ah. they're u.t- them In naming new -ti ditnks. I |
