| Show we now have skinless frankfurters seedless oranges and ginless gin dext axt somebody will produce some leafless spinach and rootless carrots the old fashioned boy who used to come co me to town on saturday night playing the mouth organ came in for a lot of kidding but think how bow much worse it might have been if the saxophone Sao phone had been popular in those days in america N we e get ge t ready for the election by hauling out the ballot boxes and oiling up the voting machines in mexico they get ready by hauling out the dynamite and greasing the shot guns I 1 it is said that stets sets of ann tin ins are born bom in germany each year which may be another reason why france gets a little nervous now and then the grand jury in session at atlantic city denies that it is a wide open town what are they trying to do discourage visitors tho army has been awarded for medical purposes 1388 cases of champagne seized by the prohibition department part ment now this ought to encourage the enlistments a little europe may be mad at us but she is not mad enough yet to quit selling us bonds its too bad ruth elder coulden couldn have been picked up by an ocean liner instead of an oil tanker but probably an oil t tanker anker looked like a presidential yacht lit under the circumstances dr anna besant says that she fears another world war if there is one well bet it will be a little harder for the warriors to borrow money in the united states next time speaking of more wars its our idea that it be good business to start another until the last one is paid for |
