| Show 0 0 SCISSORS AND I 1 PASTE COLUMN 0 0 he laughs best who laughs both first and last you can make a homely girl pretty sore by saying that she has a kind heart A taxpayer is one who after doing tile bis best to get out of it is forced to pay taxes the money you are supposed to get easily you uever never get hardly thrift is not for the swift silence is golden which is wh why a noisy man is said to have brass when a dentist advertises painless extraction he means that it will be painless to him probably the lord also loves a cheerful loser A little learning is a dangerous thing but the lack of it is often fatal A square jaw always indicate a powerful mind sometimes it merely indicates a powerful jaw the modern road to fame is built buil t by press agents after the first baby arrives a marriage is lik likely ely to be a how howling lingi success the next time they bury john barleycorn do it face down try radio the great unrest that we hear so BO much about apply to tongues nothing makes a man madder than to have somebody tell him his troubles dont amount to much more afore people have made mistakes in doing something when they did not know what to do than those who have done mo nothing thing getting your house in order implies that it may have been in disorder you may iny n be a man in a mill million ion 1 and be one of the worthless millions you will never get a kick out of life until you put a kick into life are you bigger than thain the man you dislike or merely is your hate bate bigger |
