Show the people who drive automo automobiles blies with one hand may have to hobble on one toot foot for some time thereafter the girls with pretty arms have so far manifested no tear fear of getting cold in sleeveless dresses A boy never really likes his new fall suit until he has rolled with it in the dirt at least three times 0 0 0 the college students will no doubt write home faithfully this fall when they need more money 0 it is not reported that the movement ment for shorter hours has affected mothers labors any it if some folks spent a little less time ime growling about high prices and a i little moro more reading the advertisements in the reaper announcing special values they would come out better the good looker girls 0 of richfield never complain that the men are not chivalrous the sons of the men who used to burn the midnight oil in their studies are now burning midnight gasoline on the automobile roads some folks who complain that the home town paper has no news will make an awful fuss it if the same is not delivered right on time the doctors are discovering new anesthetics but none has so tar far been found that will keep tho the patient from feeling the bill the families having ripening fruit are not usually compla complaining inin g that the kids turn the cold shoulder r on them it used to take a lot of sentiment to satisfy loves young dream but nowadays in richfield it takes lee ice cream soda the modern child should he be gentle with liis ills parents and not enforce the rule of obedience too strictly reports that many men are marrying their stenographers is not said te tc have discouraged the girls any from going in for business careers the poet sings about the loot foot prints on the sands of time tillie hut but many householders are more con corned about the footprints in their garden patch |