Show our scissors and paste column 2 A fm favl mutes with newspaper wits X to get the most out of life demand much and expect little truth is stranger than some fiction but it stranger than the excuses that sonic some husbands give for late hours time wont turn backward tor for anybody in its flight which is a mighty good thing tor for a lot of folks with a past there is a talking automobile on the market fair enough considering all the things that have been said to an automobile it ought to have a right to talk back 4 parents are pretty much out of date and its only 0 a question of time until modern youngsters find a way to do without them entirely its poor business to be a go good od tighter fighter it if youre not a good finisher la IA cynical world really love a lover so much but is has a good deal of tun fun out of him you say 1 I wish a hundred times where once you say 1 I will 0 K it if you find yourself yourself attending to other peoples business its a go good od sign they have more business to attend to than you have 4 you never know a crank that have a face that looked like it had been screwed up with a monkey wrench A humorist knows that it hard to be funny but its hard to make others think he is funny B some people ar are buying automobiles now for self defense its getting too dangerous to be a pedestrian a if there were no fools wise men would be without honor 0 the man who boasts that he is self made is not halt half finished if you are easily eally flattered you wont lack tor for flattery the world is growing better even blonde stenographers rarely chew gum at their work nowadays feels it if ho he feels flattered f la at being named on committees hes still young an automobile runs on gas but youre not an automobile 4 when you tell a 1 tightwad to thaw out he gets all warmed up you may be unwilling to take a chance but chance when it gets ready will take you whether you are willing or not Is an automobile is like an ill tem child likely to act up in public and be good natured when nobody is around it if a ma man could b be e a at t his best when circumstances are at their worst he would be able to change the circumstances the youth who has money sense may end his days in a palace it if lie he wishes to have a palace but it if lie he have that kind of 0 sense he wont want one many a man has won fame and fortune by sitting still and saying nothing when every instinct urged him to cry out his own opinion the old time parents took the saying youth will be served to mean that youth should be served at the second table almost any man can be a terr terror or in his home but its different U uptown P A happy medium one who is making money out of being one A man sometimes will admit to other men that he is a failure but no woman will ever admit to other women that her husband is a failure unless she is is applying tor for a divorce 0 you can never be a big man to th the e boy that went to school with you but your old teacher will tell everybody that you are a lot bigger than you are when a man reaches the station where he can afford to do the things that h he e wished to do he usually want to do them |