Show our scissors and paste column colu mn A few minutes SMi with newspaper wits t it public speakers always had to prove everything they say be as eloquent as oysters A girl may not know much but she knows that a lipstick catches more men than a big stick perhaps the reason that there is safety in numbers Is because figures dont lie they dont read titles out loud in the movies like they used to but lovers converse in the seat just back of you so its hard to keep your mind on the picture your bad traits came from your ancestors but your good ones are all due to yourself nobody gets so indignant as a crook who happens to be accused of something he done it if we were halt half as jealous of others rights as we are of our own we could save a lot of money by not having any courts what Is there about an innocent telephone bell that makes the subscriber indignant when he hears it there is a difference between having a cheerful disposition and wearing a silly grin money bloney makes the mare go but it takes an automobile to make the money go girls will be girls garls and so will alot a lot of old women when you are ailing write down carefully all tho the remedies your friends suggest for you and then burn them then you will feel much better home brewing sometimes means trouble brewing put not your faith in idols but in ideals the goose that laid tho the golden egg would call hen ben a profiteer 9 every city man dreams of a place in the country but in his dreams he does not include the work of a man in the country love la is the smallest thing in the world if its the love 0 of yourself there are arc men with the stature of a giant the piercing eyes of the eagle and the square jaws of a ruler of men who dont have much more than a pennys dennys worth of brains but if they have that kind of appearance every body will declare they are all brains an honest but bashful man may have shifty eyes and the biggest rogues can glare you down with their straightforward gaze but all shifty eyed men are not honest and all straight gazers are not crooks A lot of girls spend their time in ia pursuit of a man who are not at all interested in marriage and who ar are 4 doing much better alone but who do 0 not wish other women to say they cannot bo be married it if they wish to be if the boss is cross with the help its a pretty sure sign that hes getting oven even for the somebody at home cross with the boss A lot of men go strutting aroun arounds the earth as it if they owned it wl dij are arc really so insignificant never been solicited to sign a paten patent patently lj medicine testimonial ali even crime has its friends buts thero there never was a champion of pov po 3 erty A bright man before marriage gon gen orally has a domestic finish afterward j perhaps no normal boy up to th tha age of 12 ever attended school with out a mental reservation in favor favorat at remaining at homo home jl the actors whose dialogue mostly me s tl concerns the wonders of broadway broadhag Broad wag and the chorus girls whose songs cah tain the same sentiment usually I 1 have to get away from broadway t taj make a biring |