Show fresh eggs the port pert proprietor of a grocery in east twenty fifth streets street Is nothing if not good at repartee the other day rather early in the forenoon one of the good wives in the neighborhood stepped into thra tha store and inquired any real fresh eggs great emphasis on the real fresh oh yes maam ho he replied some just laid this morning A lay day or two later somewhat earlier in tho the forenoon than before the good wife again dropped into the inquired anymore of those real fresh eggs whereupon the grocer cried to his clerk run to the back room boy and see if this mornings eggs are cool enough yet to sell sel 1 1 indianapolis polls news |