Show STAND THE TEST applicant for college chair had to confess his ignorance of one modern language M you aspire to become our professor of modern language asked the president of the board of trustees of the college yes sir was the respectful answer of the the applicant coennen Ko ennen ste sie deutsch sp asked the trustee shar sharply bly Jowo Jo lil came the answer of the applicant not to he be taken off his guard thus easily fran francais cals demanded the interrogator giving the applicant no time for recovery said the applicant the president beamed with pleasure upon his bis fellow members of 0 f the board it seems he said addressing no one in particular that the gentleman Is eminently qualified for the post but turning again to the applicant there Is one more question that I 1 must ask you what is the simian equivalent of fear as expressed in the monkey language as transcribed by professor garner realizing that he had failed in the supreme test the applicant turned sadly away |