Show milking machine A new milking machine was recently installed in an iowa town and the local editor having been invited to see it operate returned to his office and wrote this di of the lacteal appliance I 1 A new milking machine has just baen invent invented cd and in successful operation in the D dairy it is sn an electric motor which fastens on the rump of the cow the electricity being generated by a small dynamo attached to her tail she switches her tail tle the dynamo starts anday means of a bevel gear and a block and tackle the milk is extracted strained and the pail and strainer hung up to dry A small phonograph accompanies the outfit and yells so every time the cow moves if she lifts her foot to kick a dingus slides over a whatnot and says damn it if she continues t kick a hinged arm grabs up the milk stool and lams her on the back until it loosens a patch of skin the size of a dishpan |