Show WHY HE LIKED IT mrs airs styles you dont like dogs do you dear mr bir styles no dont you like any animal dear oh yes e t what animal do you like why the giraffe how ridiculous its not ridiculous at all I 1 once read in the paper that so far as aa kil known wn at present the giraffe is the odily only animal Is ia entirely dumb perplexed 11 1 I understand he married a widow acs Y s how flow are they getting along lie ile says he be 1 know now which rices gives him the most trouble she or 01 tho he second band automobile lie be was persuaded to buy retort discourteous pardon me sir said baid the lady in tho the automobile you nearly tan ian me down retorted the gentleman in fit the gutter why dont you honk you goose prediction and practice Bl iggins regards himself as a great weather prophet yes lut but he has to ask for the loan of an umbrella now and then the same as anybody else easily mended he ae T theres heres too much caloric in this soup SAP slie she well next time ill tell bridget not to be so heavy handed with the seasoning fasier the harder do said old man dobbs P pitch ch in with ith brain and hand for you 1 I L find that thai easy jobs are mighty hard to land A racer how fast Is your car jimson asked haraway harl abay auay well said jimson ni it keeps about six months ahead of 0 my income generally Hiar harpers pers weekly I 1 Wiet king a superstition do you OILA think Ink there is good luck in picking up tip a pin pirt 1 I doubt it I 1 picked up a hairpin the other oilier day and my wife found it la my pocket WISE CLERK 00 q yord rd de broke after registering t now aw my good fellow what are your terms r A hotel clerk after reading name strictly cash in advance the one fault I 1 thought her lir r features perfect and three tree times I 1 did propose but at last im quite disillusioned I 1 really dont like her noes LC 1 correct i professor Pio 1110 fessor in history how was alexander aleander III of russia killed freshman by a bomb professor Pio fessor how do you account for that tbt Fi eshman esliman it exploded punch bowl j applied flattery my angel she exclaimed f r lie he moved uneasily few men like ia such open flattery ZI altaf sli 0 danly the truth for lie he was ab backing her musical 1 show I 1 p no more fairy tales Childr Child rii Vii are getting all mixed ahse days on an your mind Y my little nephew only knows robin hood flood as a character in comic opera i unsettled j 1 I hear that they belong to the caily settlers f well you think so ir if you 1 bould see the bill collectors climbing f th 4 r nt steps judge 1 I 1 A narrow squeak ill tave lau you a lia I lambur inbur steak be gan all the kind lady ladi it if paull cailop hero here the man mail darted out of the rd if chop the meat she con eluded come back if youie hungry I 1 t think of asking you to chop wood louisville courier journal this Is no joke omar A well khoan scientist says saya that meu who work lve longest heiry oh I 1 dony know it de iraj lid or t i they hey tj kiy y to work still waiting feminine attire is a mystery to me por for instance if I 1 were dressed like that woman over there in green and gold id be afraid to shrug my shoulders nonsense ive been waiting around a long time and ive never seen an evening gown fall off yet audience reversed what are you going to tell your constituents when you go home im not going to tell them anything replied senator sorghum out our way the people used to expect a statesman to give instructive discourse now they require him to keep quiet icille lille they tell him a few things poor woman ashes a nervous wreck because her husband talks in his sleep so much you mean the loss of sleep has in aured her health it the loss of sleep that to is sending her to a sanitarium but the fact that her husband mumbles and she cant understand what ho ha nays HOW MEAN 0 0 ce N I 1 tom rigby ah there is nothing so sweet as the sound of her voice miss Caus tique she seems to think so times prints lives of 0 great sleuths oft remind us we can make our lives sublime and departing leave behind us thumb prints on the rolls of time opposite views my dear everybody says young Stay late nho is courting our jane is a coming man well I 1 would like him better it if he were more of a going one an accomplished woman mistress look here susan I 1 can write my name in the dust upon this table susan ah mum theres nothing like eddi edd cation leation la is there mum exceptions so it has been decided that whatever offers itself in the shape of a trunk must be transported by the railroads even if it is an elephants one slight usefulness the demon ruin Is due to quit yet as ills his grip relaxes his foemen flemen thoughtfully admit ile ho paid a lot ot of taxes contrary process they are taking queer ways to smooth out prison life how do you mean 1 I understand they have stopped ironing the convicts POSSIBLY lifey heres an account of a village parson who loft left the pulpit to become an all actor I 1 wonder what could have induced him to do a thing like that hubby perhaps he thought the donation of eggs and vegetables would be more liberal between friends miss overton mr dayboy told we me I 1 was war a true daughter of eve miss younger how very ungallant mibs overton why do you say that miss fiss younger im sure you fou dont look to be more than hgr great grand daughter officer the wagon please binks I 1 saw a woman held up a train one night last week blinks ganke G inks M 4 t a society ball 4 |