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violent spell of hiccoughing coughing while calling on his betrothed engagement annulled estrangement between two society leaders one tells tella ot of finding cockroach on garments after slaking making call on the other LOGICAL SQ y ayou cant be a successful inventor without a thorough knowledge of the laws of physics youre wrong there necessity knows no law and is also the mother 0 invention entomology Ott times tile the little bedbug Is As busy as can be I 1 hope in his a activities c tivit les he wont alight on niel me could sell anything you are wasting your time writing poetry but I 1 sell poetry protested the other and that convinces me that you can an sell anything such being the case why not take up high class bonds or steel bridges or something zig not particularly 1 did you notice that woman oman who just passed inquired he the one responded she with the wf cray hat the white feather the red velvet roses the mauve jacket the black skirt the mink furs and tile the lavender spats yes not particularly the best thing james got dizzy in the water and it frightened him it was the best thing which could have happened how flow do you make that out it if he was dizzy his bis head swimming persistent our sins are sure to find us out quoted the wise guy yes but they have an gnp unpleasant beasant habit of calling again added the simple mug the first step what Is the first step you would take toward filling the position you desire me to obtain for you asked senator sorghum arranging to have it empty empt 71 replied tho the man mail who thinks that to the victors belong the spoils provident her pater young man what prospects have you reggie W why sir ive got almost enough cigarette coupons saved up to to furnish a flat puck A serious object why are you suddenly so anxious to run tor for local office well replied mr air Chug chugging gins 1 I 1 have decided that a man who drives an automobile wants a little prominence and authority bo that the policemen ill III recognize him and maybe be a little easy A satirical gardener do you read much fiction yes ye s I 1 take a lot of magazines that tell men what a fine garden I 1 can make in mv back HIS joe lf q k did aou ou have any thrilling experiences in tile the alps mr air oh yes miss on one occasion I 1 nas as forced to act as the chauffeur chauff eur of a placing the blame who swears cam ills his life Is just a blank oft lias has himself for that to thank go that high worrying we asked a casual friend yesterday why I 1 cant make up my mind what to give my wife tor for a birthday gift lie he answered her birthday la Is tomorrow and im at my wits end why not let her choose her own pic Pie sent we suggested in a moment of inspiration oil oh I 1 cant do that he explained 1 I cant afford to go that high the spoon told three little girls each had received a silver scoon as a christmas gift mine aline nas from our papa on the handle said georgia asne says to my loving daughter chimed in margaret and mine said I 1 mabel alabel proudly says hotel auditorium puck doctors work 14 dacon bacon this paper says that doctors are aiding the anti noise iloise crusade in baltimore egbert does that mean they axe are trying to kill it just married dont you think ever every man has his price asked the visitor indeed I 1 do not said the bride of a fow few weeks 1 I know my husband Is a priceless treasure what he carried do you carry a rabbits foot sam no sah why not sam oh just cause id rather depend on a razor sah A sweet fellow ethel I 1 suppose jack was at the tha steamer to wish you bon voyage kitty oh better than that he was there with a five pound box of candy and he wished me a bonbon voyage A new one scrambled eggs in the new mown hay bay sang tile the irrepressible guest and the waiter brought them in with shredded wheat williams purple cow fortunate uncle I 1 understand that young brown is utterly ruined by speculation niece how lucky that we agreed to keep our engagement secret HARDLY that I orse you bought yesterday yest erda Y Is a vicious looking brute Is he kind 1 I should hould think so why when he came out of the stable he stood upon his hind legs and tried to embrace me dining out mary had a little lamb then gave her head a toss loss 1 I dont think much abc whispered 0 of o the chet chef who ho made the sauce prejudiced choice wont you marry me dear pleaded the actor after his fourth divorce why I 1 kind 0 like you buly billy said the actress but ive heard so BO much about you I 1 fear my dear hastily interrupted tho the actor you must not believe all those thos a old wives tales judge |