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Show Will Rogers Says "It's the Bank" Ju- t siiin. Ilii',,,g ,ilKull "Hunk" Will Ko,-rs. UnnkU-ss c.in-di.Utr c.in-di.Utr I.., I'uM.l.ni, v.mi () ir ii ..in 11,-ini, ii.iis, t;.a.- lotma. wliric In is rtimn alu-r tllC Hf IUIloll.ll COIIVilllloilJ. ' 1 lirrr is liiinilrriK ff instances o( lumk tlut r could slu.w you.'' he s in Ous rrk' l.ilc. wliicli lias no iiiinatr.l hnn at thr cainli-daie cainli-daie ol ilir Mi-viiishrd voters to l'th imiims' "Hut w will U. tike lot iiiMancf the infriiinj' o ,l,r iioMiui n ,. Oiarlry L'uii, Iff Vu'f I'irMilriit "Nov mc tc all gatlurccl in the hall anil it is known tli.it t uin- ! to be the man. by everyone every-one in llir .lj,e W ell, then, tiny suited lioiiiinutini; skihIu-$ (or v.inoiis ,.ihrr ranihd.ui-. the gov-nnor gov-nnor this .iii, the ex-K'ovcmor fl that s,,,,,,. yt ,K. aiuhriifc hjd no id a wtu. il)e nominator was talking ,'l'viii until lit mentioned ln name and then everybody had to ask everybody else 'who is it'' "After they had nominated one fellow the lellow himself t;ot up ami says. 'I appreciate tin- hill Junior that would come to me as Vice l -'resilient hut 1 (eel that I must withdraw in favor of Senator Sen-ator Curtis.' "lie spoke as if he was doing a bin thing by withdrawing. "Then another nominator got tip and spouted oil lor an hour about his candidate. No one knew anylhiug ah. mi the candidate and then when he linisheil and saw that all the whole pack of delegates dele-gates w-rc going for Curtis why lie got up and said: "'1 have just received a tele-gi.iii' tele-gi.iii' my candidate and he ' vJTtr wants mr to with. haw his name, lie appl eci.ites the lioiioi and wants to thank his lin-mls lor standing by linn tor this gieat ollice hut he ws.uhl not think of entering into the race if Charley (. in tis wan I s it.' "Now just hold a clinic of such bunk as that. Now there wasn't a man in America that had any more chance ft gritting that outside out-side t lirtis than there was of all theiu being 'eternally saved, hut they will live through lite on that little bunk puMieitv. 'I was nominated nomi-nated once lor the Vice residency." resi-dency." "And if yon think all the bunk was used up in Kansas City wait till 1 tell yon the whole truth about Houston." |