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Show CONFESSIONS OF A SPECULATOR Ut(. You take some vocations you have i , , o have patience to pile up the jack B.nd the dough; 1 While others (for instance) take ots of persistence and books full of feljacts you must know. But us speculators in wheat, beans ind taters we've got the whole world ly the tail; One rule is sufficient to make us ifficient and if we know that we r'an't fail. ,11 Our method is quicker (excuse while snicker) and this is the way it is lone: ' When farmers start fooling with !o-ops and pooling, Right then we be-C!;ln be-C!;ln with our fun! . We boost up our prices and that's vhat entices the farmers to quit their spools flat. j They swallow our hokum, and then i e can soak 'em, by dropping the ".price where 'twas at. h , You take some vocations you have :e' patience to pile up the cash in the "! oanks; , But our plan beats any we give lem a penny; and win it all back with .;heir thanks. |