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Show Oriental Version Yuan Kcw and his beauteous pearl of a young wife, Tsura Kcw. were arriving ar-riving at the Chinese theater on Wei I lei street, and already the melodious wailing of the fiddles and the resonances reso-nances of the stringed gourds sounded out Into the air without. "I wbh," pronounced Y'uan Kcw. "that we bad brought with us the piano on which thou learnst to play so cslitnably from day to day." "Be not preposterous." replied Tsura Kcw. "for we attend tonight .where our native music upholds. What, In Iho name of Kong Fu-'I'se (Conl'nrlus), could we use the foreign for-eign piano for'i" "Because," said Yuan New. with plaint Iveness, "1 did leave upon It the admission tickets. That's nil." Feng Van Chat, bv America's Humor. |