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Show BEVERLY HILLS. Well all I know is Just what little I read In the papcrti. Somebody Just Bent me a clipping I see here and It says who has Been loft off and who added to the Soclnl Register. Regis-ter. Now that Is a laugh alnt UT (1 would be dropped It I ever got on for saying "Alnt"). Of all the undemocratic undemo-cratic things you can think of just off hand, that Is tfio prize "Hooey," a hook to tell you who Is a goodTarlor Hound and who Is a sort of a Mongrel around the tea tabla. I see Just off hand here that Polly Lauder, (a niece of Harry Lauders) who married Gene Tunney has boon dropped from the "Register." If she bad married a Society So-ciety Bootlegger she would have made the grade but when she married Gene, a man whe had been a prett fare type of Gentlo-man Gentlo-man who's only fault In his profession profes-sion was that he shook bands with you before knocking you Cuckoo, why they right away said that Polly dtdent grade up to par. She bad been negligent In picking a Mayflower May-flower weed, Tunneyg name never had been In "Baloney sheet." But It had to tell In there who she had "promised to Love honor and break clean in the clinches with," so in that way It bad to name Gene. So In a kind of a back alley way his name was In there, not intentionally but In there. So I guess that why they bad to drop Pollys. They left ber in there for one year to see if she wouldent repent and come back to Cocktail cavalcade, but as she dtdent why they Just got themselves a great big eraser and she dropped In Social oblivion. And I bet fliat Just about broke that girls heart. For here she had spent a lifetime picking out parents who were eligible, and now she had gone and flopped after working hard to make the grade, and here at the last minute flunk. Now whnt can she do, where can she go? Decent people wont have anything to do with her. Everybody will look at her and say, "Why thats Folly Lauder. She used to be somebody and was flue and social, but they dropped her right oft the Book and here she is practically Destitute of all the other members of the great Fraternity of those who are somebody by grace of proper propoga-tlon, propoga-tlon, (and ordering efiougu books). All of which gets us back to "What Is Society and what is a Gentleman?" Well of course its easy to define a Gentleman, Gen-tleman, a gentleman Is to my wy ol ( thinking a man that can play golf and 'yont say so. But as there is bo few In fact it has been discussed whether there Is any at all. Now as to "What is Society," Society So-ciety is any band of folks that kinder throw in with each other, and mess around togeather for ea5h others dies- , comfort. Any little or big group of folks that sorter flock togeather are "Society" In some form or other. The ones with the more money have more to eat and drink at their affairs, aud their clothes cost more, and so thats called "High Society." Now the morale or personal' behavior of its Members have nothing to do with it. The often-er often-er they crash the front page the sollder they are in their fraternity. And its sorter heriditary; No- matter who you raise up In your family Zoo why they naturally inherit your space in the "So- clal Register."' Your personal accomplishments accom-plishments have nothing to do with It. So for downright amusement In reading read-ing matter that Register will compete with the Congressional Register and College Humof, f Kinder thought Mr. Coolldge would bave to get rolj&d to criticism. . It's fine to last keep saying everything every-thing is greati-hlit about the only way to prove It to'u'eo-pie to'u'eo-pie Is for things to be great. j, Even our oldiam-Uy oldiam-Uy doctor can't fool us. We are the one that's got the stomach stom-ach and we know whether it's htfrttng or not. ' So Calvin hopped on the Farm Board' In his "Sermon-ette." "Sermon-ette." The poor farmer can't 'set a ji(Sjtasv.s "J break. Just when it looked like he would be able to sell his land for real golf courses somebody Invents golf that you can play In the kitchen sink. Oklahoma and Texas have an original orig-inal primary system. They have so many seeking office that the first primary is only to find out how many are desirous of living off the State. The second primary is to eliminate SO per cent of these. The third la to get rid of half of what is left. The fourth Is to eliminate any good man that might have crept In by mistake. mis-take. Now, you have Just politicians, so the fifth one is to have in the two worst ones, and they run it off. 8 1930, McNauiflit Syndicate. IocJ |