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Show Step Farther Joan That piece I just played was very difficult. Jasper I wish it was impossible! impossi-ble! A one-way street is ene on which a motorist is bumped from the rear only. ' After All Two heavyweight boxers chas ing each other round the ring kept treading on the toes of the small referee. At last the latter lost patience pa-tience and shouted: "If you guys don't stop tread-ingon tread-ingon my corns there's going to k a fight!" I That's Easy Mrs. Peck She's very pretty, but she never says a word. I can't imagine why so many men are in love with her. Mr. Peck I can. By One Day "You're always late, boy. How old are you?" "I er er " "When were you born?" "Second of April, sir." "There you are late againl" ,- Reminder ... 1 He was reading the enening paper. "What a debt ive owe to medical science!" he said. ; - , 7- 1 iruuu gracious, repuea ms wife. "Haven't you paid the doctor's bill yet?" Useful "Have you ever got into hot water?" - "Yes, plenty of times." "Well, I wish you'd advise me. What did you do?" "Had a bath." It wasn't long after the wedding that Spivens discovered that he I and his wife always thought alike. But his wife always thought first. |