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Show He Stopped That Mrs. Spendmore I had men running after me long before I married you. Mr. Spendmore Yes, and. they would be running after you now if I didn't pay your bills. A Bit Curious A negro hooked such a big fish one day that it pulled him overboard. As hecruwled back into the boat, he sighed philosophically : "Whut ah wants to know is, is dis niggah fishin' or is dat fish niggahin?" Those Girls! Ann Do you know what makes the tower of Pisa lean? Joan No, if I did, I'd take some myself. "You must be more polite to people," said the shopkeeper to his new assistant. "That lady who has just gone out is one of our most faithful askers." An Asset "You have elected Williams to your club? But he's such a bore!" "I know; we wanted someone to grumble about." |