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Show WWi'mm Long and Short of It Employer Can you write shorthand? short-hand? Prospective Employee Yes, but it takes me longer. Another Question He ( reading paper) Scientists say there are over ten million germs on a dollar bill. She Whew, I wonder how many there are on a five. Got It By Mother Did you stamp and mail my letter, son? Johnny Yes, that is, I slipped it into the mail box without a stamp when nobody was looking. Something went wrong in the kitchen and the pie crust was as hard as a brick. The mess wag sent it back with a message: "Give us the tools and we'll finish the job!" To Good Use "Your daughter has a great many admirers," said Mrs. Wilkins. "Oh, yes," replied Mrs. Bilkins, "she puts nearly all her window curtains on the rods with her old engagement rings." i Up and Doing It! "That pretty girl seems to be having a good tinier "f'm, yes her fiance, a young medical medi-cal officer in the army, is coming home to marry her next month" tli ell, she certainly seems to hare solved the problem of what to do till I the doctor comes!" J His Choice "Remember, my boy," said the ! wealthy uncle, "that money does ! not bring happiness." j But the young man was ready , for that one. "I don't expect it to," he replied; re-plied; "I merely want it so that i I shall be able to choose the kind I of misery most agreeable to me." ' |
