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Show Taking No Chance Dentist (to patient opening his purse) No, don't bother to pay me in advance. Patient I'm not. I was only counting my money before you gave me gas. That Gets Them Gertie What's this I hear about you using a bewitching perfume to snare young men? Mabel That's right. I cook corned beef and cabbage. Well, Ain't It? An oral geography test was in progress. "Johnny," asked the teacher, "what is a bay?" "A bay," answered farmer Johnny John-ny promptly, "is a brown horse." I Boys Are Boys Small Niece Boys is awful coarse, isn't they? Aunty Why do you think so? Small NieceBobby calls his new coat a "sweater" 'stead of a perspirationer. "Imagine my embarrassment," said Dumb Dora, "when, according accord-ing to my usual custom, I looked under the bed before retiring. I had forgotten that I was in an upper berth." Condensed Milk Cow?' "It says here that a doctor found a collar button in a cow's stomach." stom-ach." "That's a lot of ballyhoo how could a cow get under a bedroom dresser?" |