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Show Should Work "I've got a new invention and there's a fortune in it." "What is it?" "An alarm clock that gives off the smell of bacon and eggs and coffee, instead of ringing a bell." Well, Ain't It? "Can anyone tell me what a mandate is?" asked the teacher. "An appointment with your boy friend, replied Elizabeth. Objection? Tommy What's baby crying for? i Mother Because she's getting her first teeth. "Doesn't she want them?" A beauty contestant at Atlantic City socked a judge when his decision de-cision went against her. If "beauty is as beauty does," she must be a "knockout." Parting of Ways As the car drew up at the crossroads cross-roads two hands were thrust out, Mrs. Driver's signalling a turn to the left, Mr. Driver's a turn to the right. jj "What do you two want?" said the traffic policeman, strolling up. i "A separation?" |