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Show Bmile AwhilfJi Up for Grabs Young Man So Miss Nellie is your oldest sister? Who comes after aft-er her? : Little Brother Nobody ain't come yet, but Pa says the first fellow that comes can have her Said the well-fed hen to her owner: own-er: "You're the guy I'm laying for." And How! Jasper Do you know what counts in the taxicab business? Joan No, what? Jasper The meter, stupid! That's a Relief "Uncle Ferdinand has just died and left me all his money." "Thank goodness! Now we shan't have to name the baby after him.1' Ah, Me! "Women certainly haven't any consistency." "What's the matter now?" "My wife chased me out of the house with the broom this morning morn-ing and then cried because I left home without kissing her goodbye." good-bye." Call OPA Housewife How much are these chickens? Butcher They are $1.10 apiece. Housewife Did you raise them yourself? Butcher Yes, they were 85 cents last week. I had to raise them. We figured that we would retire re-tire this year, but our rationing board thinks otherwise. |