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Show Depending Wealthy Old Husband Dear, would you care if I left you? Sweet Young Wife How much? That Explains It! "Water attracts electricity" "Have you made tests to prove it?" "Yes. Every time I'm in the bath the telephone bell rings" There's the Rub "Doctor," said the patient, "I'm afraid my wife is going crazy." "What seems wrong?" asked the doctor. "She wants to buy a goat." "Let her buy a goat." "But she wants to keep it in the house." "Well, let her keep it in the house." "But a goat stinks." "Open the windows." "What! And let all my pigeons out!" i Simple Arithmetic Mother was helping John with his arithmetic, and to impress it on his mind she said, "Now, John, take the Binks family next door. There's Mr. Binks and Mrs. Binks and the baby. How many is that?" "Oh, that's easy. Two and one to carry." AIN'T IT SO! Black A man has got to be an awful liar to be popular. Green Why so? Black Because no man can gain popularity by telling people the truth about themselves. Ain't It So? Husband I'm glad, dear, that you're impressed by all the explanations ex-planations I have been giving you about banking and currency. Wife Yes, darling. It seems wonderful that any one could know so much about money without having hav-ing any. There's the story of the old fellow fel-low with two wooden legs who just lumbers along. His Pick Librarian It is time for closing sir. Is there anything you would like to take out? Student Yes, there is. How about that blonde in the blue dress? |