| Show High Time How About A Little By FLORENCE BITTNER The day of the movie romantic heroes is dead and but some of the heart thumping techniques they practiced on their lady loves could help put new life into ho-hum JANI Gardner and Hawthorne Books published a little volume a few years ago entitled To Handle A I wonder how it slipped past Pentagon it's loaded with Movie heroes had script writers and directors and camera men telling them how achieve that super lover but I'll guarantee Miss Gardner's suggestions will work as Try these on for her she doesn't need Ask if she'll let you brush her Pretend you're jealous of the men she talks to on the phone even if you know it is about the next PTA nominating committee Buy her a pair of very sheer silk stockings and put them on I did make it clear at the beginning of this piece the advice is for old married didn't her a daisy with the last three petals still on Bite the hand-that feeds Tell her you want to burn your marriage certificate so the two of you can live in a water lily-in her Tell her her classmates look much older than she Ask her for a list of all her Keep There's bound to be something you dare to her she laughs like a little Hold hands in Kiss the hem of her Tell her she has spoiled I don't know where you're going to park the but you'll figure something you're absolutely sure she has no ask her what perfume she's Tell her you love her Warn her about looking at you out of the corner of her eyes like Wind her These suggestions are not for the There is a time and a place for everything and it is the little touches of timing that make all of the I if you tell her you love her hair when it's up on you might get a handful of home a black nightgown and negligee Ask her to meet you downtown for Feed her grapes by Replace all the wire hangers in closet with fancy Have the florist deliver one red Restraint is Add these exciting little touches one at a time over a period of weeks because if you begin doing all these things at she's going to go out and hire a private eye to follow you and find out what you are up to give you that guilty her during the day just to hear her Bring home the latest best seller with a red carnation tucked in its Ask her to serve dinner by Buy a record with songs they played when you were married and dance with her in your living After the kids have gone to a offer her some salted peanuts and wish they were Charles McArthur won Helen Hayes with that and it's still Tell her best friend how wonderful your wife is-what you say will get right back to OH the weather's been dreary she's had football season and deer hunt to put up with and the holiday season Follow these suggestions and she'll be so busy trying to figure out what you're up to she won't have time to get the late fall But if it don't come running to I it was |
