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Show Save other empty lipstick tubes too. They're handy containers for carrying straight pins, needles, and aspirin tablets in your pocket-book. pocket-book. To put new life in a soiled powder pow-der puff, wash it in warm soapsuds, soap-suds, scrubbing the bad spots with a fingernail brush. But don't lay it out flat to dry, or it may turn sour. Pin it instead to the sunny side of a window curtain so that air can get at it. u Glutton for Punishment Fond Parent: "Have you heard our Clara sing?" Suitor: "Oh, yes indeed I have but it doesn't matter, really. I still want to marry her." Loves Others Too Mary: "John, dear, are you sure you love me?" John: "Why, of course, my darling. dar-ling. Let me tell you, you're one in a hundred." He Tried A businessman was in the habit of taking a cab from the station to his home each night. One evening he made the trip with a new driver who charged more than the usual rate. After considerable argument, argu-ment, the businessman exclaimed in anger, "Why I've lived in this same spot for a decade, and I haven't been making these trips for nothing. "I don't doubt it for a moment," replied the cabby, "and don't think you're going to start now." Morning Blues Ted: "I hate the morning." Ned: "Why?" Ted: "Oh, it's so confounded early." |