Pleasant Grove Review | 1938-03-04 | Page 7 | Life's Little Jests

Flood Stage Bunchuck What is the greatest water power known to man? Dzudi Woman's tears. Then or Never "Do you think I'm too young to marry, Aunt?" asked the girl. "If I had my time over again, dear," replied the old maid, "I'd get married before I had sense enough not to." Yes, That's It Prospective Governess I'm not interested in the position. I didn't realize you had thirteen children. Mistress Don't tell me you're superstitious. No Holding Him Back Mike How on earth did Murphy Mur-phy win that cross-country race? He was ready to give up when I saw him. Pat Oh, he sat down to rest on a wasp's nest. Nowadays a girl has to work like a horse to get a groom. Taken at Her Word The newlyweds had just got off their train. "John, dear," said the bride, "let's try to make people think we've been married a long time." "All right, honey," was the answer, an-swer, "you carry the suitcases."