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Show r::vr:n!.7 pills. - won . sti I ' l.ii ..v in Just what 1 read in tha papers. r-zr-K jcr?5n-i A'"l outside ot the '( : 4'r thermometer re-fi re-fi : porta, there Juet M' Ii a,ut much la the jffiV ii : newsprint nowa-SV nowa-SV 2 7 daya. Tola heat ; j! thing accompanied -f?? ? by drouth ha had VVuit1Y vrybjly pretty y'Jrf V bad scared up. ; V tC Coursa there la yjf not much a man -'"vO' can do srhea 1U beat thata bother- ; I 1 I UK ng we can ad- vlaa everybody to alt in the (bade, an J uvolj the gun aa much a poa-sibla. poa-sibla. Then It Ita rain they need why advise them to raise crops that dont need much rain. , There lies been a good deal of trouble out In the Dakotai about the history that Mr. Coolldge was supposed sup-posed to write on a rock. It was to run 600 words and civs the history ot Amentia and still not go Into details. - -Well 500 words dont allow you much I blstoty. Course we never had much history, but like all Nations we think wo have. Well the Sculptor dldant like the history that our Ex President had j cooketl up so he made as we say In j the eighth art (the Movie), wby be ' made some re-takes on the manu . script. It seems that Mr. Coolldge had with an eye to future Campaign given our History from a Republican i standpoint. There bad been Demo- ! f crats engaged In our history but only I In tha capacity of Vlllana. j Well poor Dakota dldent know what k I It was all about, all the Interest they '. I had Iu the matter was to furnish the j Mountain. They just wanted something some-thing that a Tourist could read, or have read to him. In fact the more controversy the more would come to read. What constituted our early his- . ; tory dldent moan a thing to my old Friend Beulow and big co-horts. The Dakolas just said "we got the rock. Print an Almee McPberson sermon oo It, just so somebody will burn out bis break bands to come and see It." It the leave the Coolldge version on there, they should advertise it, "Come and see the Republican history ot America In 600 words." See where one of these young boy tree sitters has Just passed hia BOO hours sitting In a treetop. There Is a good deal ot discussion as to what r to do with a civilization that produces . '' prodigies like that. Why wouldn't it ' be a good idea to take their ladder away from them and leave 'em up there? Pretty near ail of us out here in California during these hard times are selling our homes and they tear 'em down and put In these premature golf courses. You can't sell for much, but they give you a free ticket to play. The jails are putting 'em In now to got tue prisoners' minds off mutiny. Say, that little jacking up I gave . Mr. Hoover about the weather did -some good. You know these Republicans Republi-cans just get careless that way. They are ta used to running everything for so loug they Just think It will go without with-out them. . Ch'ua Is having a new war, and we are having trouble getting Into It. We always have gunboats there, so It there Is any shooting wby one of our boats will be shot at and that gives us the usual alibi. But this time it seems we only had one gunbuat and it bad to manoeuvre around tor days before It could get la the lice of Are. No' Mr. Hoover being a business I man, I bet you be takes that Senate ; . and House of Representative Rep-resentative space In the Capitol building and turns it Into miniature golf courses. Would you believe be-lieve It, there is 3,600 ot 'em in the city of Los Angeles. An-geles. Then people ask what's the matter with tbla country. Nothing, nntv ihcra la mlU lions got a "putter" in their hand when they ought to have a shovel. Half of America Is bent over. In two more generations our children will grow upwards as far as the hips, - " then they will turn off at right angles and, with their arms hanging down, we will be right back where we started from. Darwin was right I thought the California papers were exaggerating, as usual, the beat In the East, but I guesa the rascals were right at that What has the poor farmer done against the Republican administration that he should deserve all this? If lf not the heat, it's the dee snow. - If It's not the drought, it'a the floods. , If It's not the boll weevil It's tfce tariff. ' It it'e not the clncn hugs. It'e the Federal Reserve. If It's not relief he needs, why. It's rain. But there is one pest that he Is always al-ways free from; that's the Income tax. i 1W0. UM.ufit SVacHcii fat) " ' . " |