Show fit 1 I I 1 MEN the big city free warning to calef Cafe goerg feers those thos stirrers you get with your high bell ball are not sanitary nearly nearl everyone sticks the ing things into t thel their kissers a or r runs them over their teeth and th the e bartenders have no way of f sterilizing them before passing them on to the next patron suggestion Carry your own they come in silver and gold the jewelry stores store s can send my commissions to th the e catholic jewish and protestant charities oopal in Movle Movie town there Is a charm school that teaches pet animals various stunts and manners the school also coaches th the 0 masters of the pets columbia pictures boss harry cohn enrolled his dog in the course after ten days mr cohn want wanted ed to quit because were not getting anywhere I 1 im sorry mr cohn said the instructor but you will have to learn that you cannot talk to your dog dogas 89 though he bo were an actor or a writer la in other words after reading the papers about the way some 60 society upstarts up starts are b behaving eha ving bill schiller mer bernod nod they call them thorough bleds I 1 call them thor ough brats I 1 Hehe heh larry starch the copa comic overheard a 8 man and woman as a they camo came out alter witnessing the lost weekend im through said the man with drinking she eha asked no movi movies esi 1 youve met alet him one ot of those bores spoiled a party with a series of spineless stories and loud gab finally he got up to leave what I 1 need he said Is a little shut eye what you need said phil brito balto Is a little shut UPI it happened hollywood actors lepor report t that it iIpp happened eed on the su per chief the other weekend week end A man nobody knew kept buying drinks for all in the crowded club car he bisp displayed bayed a wallet packed with 1000 bills A film magnate was cancer concerned ned when he passed out he helped him to his compartment then the producer worried that he would be robbed since the limp one think to lock himself in the producer took the strangers wallet for or safekeeping safe keeping at noon noon the th e producer joined the drunk in the diner dine r and said you were pretty tight last night so 1 I put you to bed heres your wallet the stranger brought a wallet from his own hip and said thanks and heres yours merciless truth H L says there are two times in every maril mans life when he Is thoroughly happy just after he has met his first love and just after he has parted from his last one the morning mall dear walter writes a reader 1 I spent the weekend week end in the country 1 I heard two army horses which are to be cared for the rest of their lives congratulating each other on not being mere GIs saddest story of the week les brown the bandleader band leader brought it in its the saga of ct the high wire artist poor chap he jumped 50 feet straight up into the air grabbed a trap trapeze eze did 25 fast flips and caught the trapeze between his teeth with no hands 1 then he fie tried it a second time missed and tell fell to the stage with a crash that rocked the theater the producer helped the battered performer to his feet put him in a chair and said you did fine and then you had to louse it up by getting slapstick broadway glossary bartender the one guy at the bar who knows what hes doing marquee any actors heaven chanteuse chantease Chant euse not a singer maestro Maest corniest member of the band baad chorus girl who is going places with the producer romance Homa when he picks up the check love when she does manager an unsuccessful booking 0 0 king agent critic c district atta attorney aney invited to the crime stagehand offstage off stage prima donna pals the penalty ot of success loyalty being true to someone on top byline by line what has ruined more writers than hooch luck the other fellows formula quotation marksmanship A karr friendship between two women Is always a plot against each other A dumas all women desire to be esteemed they care much less about being respected H mur row washington D C is the national headquarters of three parties the democratic the republican and the cocktail anon civilization Is the slow process of gradually falling ailing in line with trie the visionary ide ideas as of minorities i M C banning A handsome man carefully stored and refrigerated youth |