Show f 13 totes of an innocent bystanders bystander commander joheph IV golinkin Goll nUn w well ell known knowli artist of sporting prints end and now corri commodore odore of a section of the pacific fleet writes that he had cleared through censorship a piece he had written for or a newyork new york newspaper caper on naval operations there lie he says cays that he was vaa amazed at the few changes made in his copy but one floored him the censor changed the word debutante to society girl the press box cynics pointed to raf raffaile faire syria to illustrate their sordid or opinions that an international or Is useless on the contrary that squabble proves the necessity of it so that such differences can be solved by men sitting around a table instead of soldiers in foxholes A boston gazette quips gulps lisp jap leaders are sighing for a leader like josef stalin and it if they make any false balse moves in his direction likely to have one quotation marksmanship W E barrett nobody ever sees a city go to sleep it shuts itself up and drops off to slumber an inch at a time I 1 pessimists are people who having the choice between two evils evil will choose both mag aige money will buy a dog but it will not buy a wag of its tall tail damon runyon nobody on broadway gives a darn about a million dollars they merely want to live like millionaires 1 I primas suggestion for hillers Hit lers headstone A corporal in the last war a corpse in this one anon europe A collection of countries with chips on their shoulders and none on the table sign at pauls in the adirondacks honeymooners treated with studied neglect H L the final test of fame Is to have a crazy person imagine he Is youl A attention tt entin M mr r and mrs united states I 1 washington at the very same time congress is considering raising its own salary a congressional committee has recommended that salaries be reduced lor for other public servants if hit it beronies bec onies law the following loyal americans America hs will get a cut cutin in pay the undersecretaries of state and treasury mr noonan commissioner ol of internal revenue the director of the budget mr bell of all people who handles handies adles the money and one ot of the most bosl popular of public servants J edgar hoover director of the FBI FB I 1 in effecting laws for their own deserved raise in pay our 06 congress digress should set an example tor for other underpaid public servants salzburg germany emil jan aings former hollywood german A movie actor I is ia a now beating hla his breast protesting that he never was a nazi although emil jennings jannings took part in goebbels propaganda jan aings over the radio this week brazenly sent his greetings to movie director ernst lubitsch lubitich he described lubitsch as his friend this Is to offer the united states immigration department a witness against emu emil jannings if he tries reentering entering re our country the witness ernst lubitsch will testify that emil jennings jannings Is a liar ilar and a nazi if you will pardon the redundancy los angeles generals patton and doolittle were received by their fellow californians with open arms typically these great american generals gave all ah the credit to their men it resulted also in typical american reaction la in even greater public admiration and affect affection loss for themselves hundreds of thousands thousand of soldiers diers have given generals patton and doolittle doollittle the regulation army salute from uie the shoulder Alullo millions us of american civilians today are giving patton and doolittle a salute from the he heart washington ticker adolph berle jr our ambassador to brazil hat has flown back to washington to report in person to the president that H how serious matters are in brazil because of our peculiar with argentina ed pauley is il slated to be U S reparations corn com for japan after FJ F J day the japs will pay for pear harbor from the pocket poc ketas as well wed as ai through the nose bob han plans to muster the full 8 strength of the next presidential campaign in the 1946 congressional fight laguardia Is still a dark horse candidate to repeat himself as ai mayor of N Y former drama critic and naval of fleer john mason brown will In heril the late ernie paleo spot on amies syndicate this reporter has sent an entire colm of information on the langford murder case to dist atty hogan of N Y i A psychological warfare section which prepared the leaflets dropped by B to japs has been cut tc shreds by congress irmay it may meat that one too toa many american soldiers will die fighting japs who might oth erl si have surrendered by bi believing the OWL L |