Show cure lor for insomnia seating enting crackers in bed CHICAGO eating crackers in bed is the perfect cure for or insomnia that unconventional advice emanates from J P fanning sleep expert tor for national association of bedding manufacturers your wife wont like it fanning admits in discussing his proposed cure but be too sleepy to hear her angry words he also prescribes four or five good hot cups of black blach coffee to wash the crackers down some ethl other er methods fanning has found effect effective tive in his years of try ing to put the nation to sleep comfortably fort ably include watch goldfish swimming about in their bowls for a few minutes before retiring bore you so thoroughly fall fail asleep the minute you hit the ahe bed run several miles every night it if too much for you just go around the blocket bloc kat a slow trot eat a head of lettuce to quiet your nerves dont try celery as a substitute sti tute its too noisy drink a quart ot of beer or it if you dont like your malt mixed with alcohol try munching malted milk mil k tablets sip a cup ot of hot milk with a lump ot of butter in it it if that work add black pepper put an extra pillow under your feet or stomach |