Show NEW YEAR resolutions OF A COLUMNIST commentator I 1 will try to write and talk as much like a human being as possible I 1 wont use any words on paper or on the air I 1 dont use on the street car and I 1 will be sure I 1 know what the words I 1 do use mean I 1 will not talk or write down to my audience or up to my news sources I 1 will swallow my snorts and coughs and wheezes until I 1 can signal the engineer to cut oil the mike I 1 will read all my mail and answer it in person it if a stamp is enclosed or on the air or it II there is no other way in spirit |