Show THE HIE INNOCENT BYSTANDER the front rages pages Be benites benitos Benl tos setbacks have made him a little punchy HI his s rag is whining that the fascist art army y was pushed into war before it wa was s ready from rom the great warrior who w waited cited til itil F france rance was on the floor before before he jumped in and s swung n 9 and notice that fin finite wu to who argues that war is the most glorious adventure of all 11 is pun punishing ishol ng his son in law C ciano I 1 ano by letting him have a little of it R red ed star journal of the balshy army and the N Y times are seeing eye to eye both came out with data showing the axis powers had overmatched over matched themselves with britain the washington times herald fell ell into line for or a pulitzer blessing by digging up that alleged sale of civil service records to a coup couple e 0 f naturalized americans from germany the french wire service havas has been taken over by the vichy puppets and will operate as the french office of information meaning I 1 tion fon funniest newspaper comment came from D boones he spoke of the many americans including mr Will willkie kle who had gone to london to verify the w war ar 11 the wireless to date none of the appeasers appease rs has answered a query popped by james P warburg on a recent broadcast he wanted to know why those who are having such alarms about president roose belts dictatorship expressed themselves on a world dictatorship ship by the axis thugs benl johnson opposed War burgs side that being one of his days to be against the lend lease measure boris karloff was a very bright scholar on the fadiman grilling the guy can scare you with learning tool linton wells offered a laugh in his news session lie he reported that the fascists built lots of first class roads in ethiopia after they rolled halle selassie now he said they find them very useful to retreat over they thought J barrymore a yap for or parading his private life he now laughs last since he gets fancy for joking about it in public but with town hall meeting of the air on at the same time how many listen to anything else the story tellers andre mau rols rois who watched frances politicians ready that country tor for slaughter gives you the shudders with his account in harpers some of the incidents are too much like the goings on among the pop offs who claim to be good americans eleanor roosevelt pays for her celebrity in coronet she gets herself credited with one of the corniest of the commy gags the one about the bolo sharing everything but his shirts because hes got two shirts that made its appearance about the time karl marx was riding the soap boxers the sat in a letter to a subscriber said when the U S is destroyed remember the post said so etc araps it aughta be called the doomsday evening post THE VILLAGE NEWS PRESS prop and editor walter Vin winchell cheU ye eds eda esteemed rival the NY times editorial page submits a brief but pungent question as follows we hope that when the senate committee on foreign relations calls its own witnesses to testify on the proposed plan for aid to britain it will invite colonel lindbergh to return to the stand if for no other reason than to isk ask him this single question you say we should prepare to defend ourselves against whom dern g good 0 0 a question say we in tact fact the t s exactly the way we put it only a few weeks ago in the called back talk of a new yorker mr Q reynolds who is visiting friends and kin after a long stay to in the british capital amidst bomb and shell visited our sanctum and told this story seems a london cati citizen was asked what hed like to do in the war 1 I have my lob job au all picked out he said what Is it they asked him in the sul suicide squad retrieving bombs that dont explode no he replied 1 I got it all picked out dont you worry about it ft but they persisted what is it in the RAF something dangerous and wonderful like that no he fie said 1 I want to be cha chauffeur fleur jo to a general with a yeller streak akl Ill air air gallup reveals that popularity has reached a new high in spite of the chicago tribune NY sun and repost b heckl verne marshall called up our various bosses to complain about ye eds opinions of him and his statements then he got on a radio station and called us names we are happy to report that the cedar rapids gazette which he edited still prints our nonsense but not his bis the florists telegraph delivery has a cew new expression for aw an extra large order of flowers which worried bus husbands bands send wives they call it the doghouse cor cori cor i ha ha |