Show SCHOOLS FOR TAXPAYERS washington D C the internal revenue department encourages collectors in major cities to establish schools for instructing accountants and other representatives of large employers in filling out the new tax blanks these trainees would in turn school individuals news item what we need schools with pointers chalk blackboards erasers and apples or the teacher and time out tor to ease the strain school days school days dear old balne the pool days income and outgo and overhead any old color as long as its red you were my tutor more or less you taught me to add subtract and guess I 1 wrote on my slate just SOS when we were a couple ot kids taxpayers need instructions and for the first time the accountants need em schools will prove 11 our educational system Is any good K it can teach people to oil oat those new tax blanks its wonderful it it gets them by the first page its still wonderful t yoo hoo teacher what do you want I 1 want to know tt we are getting anywhere funny I 1 was just going to ask you the same question what page are we on we have left pages and are now cutting the answers in stone Is it easier that way it aint any harder Te acherl what now the score lets work it out together I 1 just kicked a field goal rom my own 50 yard parenthesis you tried a forward pass from paragraph 14 page 6 and the referee penalizes us 10 yards and for double talk was that for this year or last years double talk its a little ot each I 1 should have quit when I 1 was even hey teacher yes yes please may I 1 leave the room what tor im dizzy that puts you in a higher bracket keep quiet and try to concentrate I 1 concentrated last year and bad to pay a concentration tax it will so en like that alt through the school year but thick of the fan come graduation time you get a nice cap and own ball chain and time off for good behavior also a certificate proving you are still la bole then a diploma with the almonds inside and the right to stand on your head if you feel better bat way after which you plant the class ivy in the background around section 19 paragraph 23 where the shade from the bughouse will protect it note we prefer an outdoor chool with playground attached seasonal Sea ional interview Beti veen aau partner by telephone hitler Is this you tojo tojo how can I 1 be sure in my present condition chos speaking hitler this is adolf tojo abdou adou who hitler adolf hitler HIT H I T LER L E R remember tojo oh the fellow who used to be in the war in europe I 1 was wondering whatever became of you 1 hitler listen how are we doing tojo youre taking the question right out of my mouth hitler I 1 was thinking of asking japan to come in oa my side tojo japan came in on your side two years ago hitler I 1 heard rumors but I 1 want them verified tojo Is it true what they say about russia hatler tojo japan got a decision ther once hitler why dont you try tt again it would be a big help to me together we might do something tojo have to hold auoe russians alone hitler mean hold I 1 would like to remind you that I 1 counted on you to attack russia tojo so white meat tor sen byrd well that delicatessen shop that senator byrd accused ot charging 5 a pound tor turkey all white meat has been fined a total of 80 the corporation was beed 65 and the owner 35 about the profit on one turkey and we cant see how the corporation or the boss can bear up under it the Is now permitting production of blades this is a good thing A lot ot americans were losing lace with those dull blades |