Show fl the B bystander y stander newspaperman stuff staff this Is one of if the favorite atolies about pers in the N Y U school of jour it concerns an assistant city editor on the th e desk 0 of I 1 a miami paper ile he had to take over one day when his boss was away the assistant strutted into the city room took off his hat and said all right boys today well use the regular front page streamer stream erill but gasped a man on the desk you seen what came W binl 1 I dont have to see what come came in was the reply today we run ran the streamer headline we run every day COLD WAVE STRIKES dextral MEW N W YORK haw bawl recently one of the a m gazettes bought a wt soft araik drink machine one of those gadgets into which you put a nickel and out comes come a paper cup load of cola the newspaper want the darn dam thing in the first place but the salesman broke down its resistance and so the machine was relegated to the composing room where it was an immediate success in tact fact the boys kept the ller working overtime finally the coin collector came he opened the money receptacle which wielded a jackpot of slugs and a lone nickel apparently everybody had forgotten that a composing room has an unlimited supply of lead which the boys get tired of putting into linotype machines the logic of the week from a conning tower in the N Y post secretary ickes Is railing at the press again and we feel that he know his stuff he spoke of the question whether a publisher who pays for a columnist and prints him has any responsibility he was reminded by a reporter at the conference ference that the views of a columnist were generally held to be his own and not those of the paper printing him mr ickes said that theory was the bunk well mr ickes it is not the bunk any columnist that is worth anything to his paper has views which are his own it may happen that they are in accord with the papers viewpoint and it may happen that they are in opposition the truth is that many a columnist know wh what atthe the viewpoint of the paper he is printed in Is especially a syndicated columnist whose stuff appears in dozens dozen 0 of f papers some of which are appo opposed ed politically ly and otherwise to the columnists expressed views family portrait the collums unmarried daughter was doing her homework hoi in her room after supper the other night oh daddy she pouted 1 I have six pages to do on communications I 1 dont envy you said sald the colum Y um but hoaja like fike to have to do about 1000 words for the paper where a lot of fussy people can see where it and claim they get their two cents worth yes I 1 know daddy was the retort apprehensive but yours is only tor for the paper mine is going to the litree note krylov the great russian fabulist according to the new hew republic wrote of the cuckoo who congratulates the cock on his great gifts as a singer while the cock in turn congratulates the cuckoo but the swallow passing by interrupts terr thim them my friends even if you get hoarse praising one another your bad youve met him film one of those I 1 hate everything type of skeptics was cupping at the coq cog rouge when a tablemate tabie mate pointed out priscilla lane sitting nearby what do you ym think of her the pouch was asked aided he studied her a moment and then growled gwan ashes not THAT pret tyl mcdowl A cat fight almost started at roof when a deb greeted a ditto oh halloo darlinge dar lingl I 1 recognize you from the back you should fanga the other youve been talking behind it tor for thumbnail description edwin Hart hartlich vich the CBS B berlin e alin correspondent spon dent here tor for a visit says clare boothe is just another dorothy thompson out of elizabeth arden ardem in a fewer words charlie chaplin says you waste half your life trying to get the crowd and the other hall half trying to get away avay from them oops paul harrison t the hollywood hi historian st orlan credits sir cedric hardwicke with that I 1 fellows conscience his guide gui deIts its his bis accomplice that gem was quoted in this and credited to readers several years ago and sir Sij cedric Cedrie the parent the new song looking for or yesterday his has a hunk bunk of literary lace in its to wit my heart has bai a a stone atone in its iti shoe it if the tha ditty is a hit one trusts the royalty receivers will include edna st SL vincent milla r in a share of the loot |