Show scotsman found he was running a poor second for many months the canny scottish wooer had come courting a village lass without committing himself then he felt the time had come for him to begin to speak producing a well thumbed notebook he said I 1 maggie imaggio ive been weighing up your good points and ive counted up to ten when I 1 get to the diazen ill hae bae something to say to ye well I 1 wish ye luck jock the maiden coolly responded with a jerk of her head an ive been reckoning up your bad points an ive reached nineteen when it gets to twenty im ferguson the plumber |