Show THAT OFFER mr samuel harden church the carnegie institute pittsburgh pa dear samuel I 1 have read your offer ot of a million smackers sm ackers for the capture of adoll adolf hitler and in reply I 1 would state that the proposition interests me but I 1 do not like the way you emphasize the part about his being caught alive unwounded and unhurt what about me however it Is a nov novel elidea idea and the most original business proposal of a decade I 1 know of no cash offer like it since the depression and it is good to know there Is a man in this oils country who knows where to get a million dollars these days for that much money mon ey there are people who would do anything the big drawback is that filtzer has got such a big start and I 1 dont think it sporting to limit the offer to may this is pretty short notice for grabbing a guy who has been on the loose so long and besides may Is a hard month for the capturing b business on account of the birds lind and bees and little green things furnishing so much distraction from any pursuit could you extend the time through june 1 cp J j ij C I 1 M 1 CAP iv WORLD CN E M V and are you serious about the undamaged unwounded and unhurt clause in your spring offer are you willing to stretch a point I 1 mean would it be okay if adolf Is brought in with a little mouse over one eye or with a lock of his hair missing it would be a note it if I 1 catch him and you rule the capture illegal just because h he e says that his back hurts him or something who is going to judge whether he is hurt or not I 1 want a good referee as I 1 have a hunch that adolf will do a lot of squawking when he finds himself in pittsburgh in a million dollar thirty days only contest and he may insist that he is in terrible condition instead of being undamaged and as good as new in fact I 1 think you should stretch a point and say that if he is warped a little in transit the cash offer will still stand and about the idea of trying him I 1 do not want any part of that it if I 1 deliver him it is up to you and pittsburgh to run the trial I 1 am taking no inces on trials all he would have to do would be to get a good lawyer to say that he quite clear mentally then there would be the old business of getting getling the psychiatrists to ask him a lot ot of questions and then report he was clearly a victim ot of the fact act his folks made him eat lettuce without sugar in his boyhood ar or something he would get put on probation ind and in no time would be on the loose again so I 1 want the cash on delivery sam let me hear further details from you soon yours elmer twitchell P S what are you offering this week tor for mussolini 0 ALL DONE BY MIRRORS the new york police department today began distributing leaflets inscribed A healthy driver is a sate safe driver in id a campaign to keep down auto accidents the health ot of a motorist is an important consideration in any safety safely drive said police commissioner valentine there are many icci accidents denis caused by sudden illness news item apple isaace also fer baloney and bank A healthy driver Is not necessarily a safe driver w we have been chased up alleys by some of the healthiest drivers in existence and knocked tor for a goal by drivers who were notably in the pink 4 FAT 1940 get thinner by and by it if on a diet you plan to sup meanwhile let them laugh at you chins up little lady chins apt up richard avedon comedian jack haldys haleys definition of yale is a period between a change in voice and a job as an insurance salesman DAYLIGHT SAVING CHAOS today at timetables I 1 stare and find a train that wont be there its where it aint the trainmen say I 1 guess I 1 will not go awall ADD SMILES SIMILES As individual as the way a person opens a boiled egg As shabby looking as your old shoes when you are trying on a new pair As longwinded long winded as credit titles in it movie wallace reyburn |